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| 15 Oct 2014 02:46 PM |
As I announced yesterday, I will now be releasing a journal stating my life on RT. Please enjoy. There has been a change in plan, however, this is going to be more fiction-oriented. Everything but the forum posts is fake.
10/15/2014 8:09 A.M.
So I came across another Illuminati thread titled “rt is illoominarty proof!!!” I looked in the thread and in it it said “illuminRT omg mlg pro 420 noscope” and this guy got called a tryhard. In the same thread, there was someone saying binary (011010010111010001100001011011010110100101101110011101010110110001101100011010010110000100100001) that translated to “itamint.” The forums are getting weirder by the second.
10/15/2014 8:28 A.M.
So, now apparently people are talking about anime and Kawaii gods.
OMG SOMEONE JUST MADE A THREAD SAYING LMAD IS COOL TIME TO FLAME
Someone just reported someone for doing death threats. Then, the person who did the death threat reported him for false reporting, then the person who reported reported the person for false reporting, then the person who did the death threat reported him for false reporting, then the person who reported reported the person for false reporting, then the person who did the death threat reported him for false reporting. Most confusing thread of the century.
10/15/2014 8:58 A.M.
I think I hear something in the house. I’m home alone right now, so I’m going to see what’s down there.
YOU ARE NOT GOING TO BELIEVE WHAT I SAW. I saw Naruto with his ninja headband on, however, it had the Illuminati symbol on it. I have no idea what is going on right now. I’m hiding under my bed, calling the cops.
Oh, no. No, no, no. The phone line just went down. He must have cut it. I guess that means I’m on my own. Hope that I survive. I’m going to shut my computer off now to conserve battery.
10/15/2014 9:14 A.M.
He went into my room, but I escaped when I looked in my closet and I could escape. I am writing this on my friend’s PC right now and that is where I will be staying until my parents get home. I called the police at my friend’s house and they got to my house, but they found no one, and not a trace of damage or anything. They said that maybe I left the front door unlocked, which I know for a fact I didn’t. I don’t know what’s going on, but whatever it is, it’s very strange.
10/15/2014 9:32 A.M.
Okay, I don’t know if someone’s trolling me or something, but I just was playing the Witching Hour when a user by the name of “Naruto” joined the server, and everyone else in the server left, all at once. He spammed “JOIN US” five times and then my friend’s computer crashed. I told him about the experience, and I think that he thinks I’m going insane.
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I just woke up somewhere I’ve never seen with everything except the laptop, so I thought I might as well post this final message. I may be posting later, but I do not know when. I seem to be in some sort of void. I will be back as soon as possible. However, a question is bugging me: why is there wi-fi here?
THE NEXT CHAPTER WILL BE RELEASED TOMORROW
Thank you for reading. Please leave any feedback and questions below.
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| 15 Oct 2014 02:47 PM |
| This story tries too hard to be cool. |
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| 15 Oct 2014 03:08 PM |
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| 15 Oct 2014 04:13 PM |
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| 15 Oct 2014 04:14 PM |
| Not really all that good. :I |
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| 15 Oct 2014 04:15 PM |
"Not really all that good. :I"
I know, but it's my first, so I think that they will get better
eventually
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| 15 Oct 2014 04:15 PM |
| You made these reports when school was going on so that was probably the psychos were on |
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| 15 Oct 2014 04:16 PM |
'Out!' 'Get Out!' 'Out Now!' |
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| 15 Oct 2014 04:16 PM |
"out"
A person with less than 150 posts cannot tell someone with almost 1,200 posts to get out. To tell someone to get out, you must be on a higher skillz den dem.
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| 15 Oct 2014 04:17 PM |
"You made these reports when school was going on so that was probably the psychos were on"
These weren't reports.
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| 15 Oct 2014 04:43 PM |
| Get out op I have 10 times your posts now what, you are going to judge by join date? |
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| 15 Oct 2014 04:47 PM |
| I've made fanfics before, and this isn't the best, but keep trying |
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| 15 Oct 2014 04:47 PM |
10/10 half
no soup for you sonny. |
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| 15 Oct 2014 04:50 PM |
op get out
1.2k is barely anything and you think you're more important than someone with 150 posts
don't be stupid
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| 15 Oct 2014 04:52 PM |
"Get out op I have 10 times your posts now what, you are going to judge by join date?"
No, will not judge you by join date. However, I'm still not going to get out unless you make a petition and people actually "sign".
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| 15 Oct 2014 04:57 PM |
| I will not make a petition because that's a ban!!! |
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| 15 Oct 2014 04:58 PM |
"I will not make a petition because that's a ban!!!"
Oh, didn't know that. Sorry for making the suggestion.
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