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| 14 Oct 2014 04:32 PM |
READ: THIS STORY IS ORIGINALLY MADE BY LEGOTATE! HE STOPPED MAKING IT, BUT I WILL CONTINUE IT!
Short summary: The story is about me, and I find a baby guest on the streets. I know it is my duty to raise it very well as my pet guest.
(In case you are wondering, legotate stopped writing at chapter 2. Everything from chapter 3 and beyond is made by me.)
Chapter 1
June 15, 2014
Well, I am going to start writing in a journal to help improve my handwriting. And to also keep up with my memories, and my life now. Because someday I will read this and say how funny it was, have a few laughs, and just have a good day. But that day is yet to come and I decided to start now, because who knows? I might not be the only one going to read this later.
June 17, 2014
I had forgotten about this journal already, so I've decided I should make another entry now; mostly because of the thing I saw earlier today. I was walking down the block and I saw a stray guest wondering about in my neighbors yard. It was eating her small tomato plants. It slowly stopped and then turned to me. We starred for about a minute, then he lifted his hand and took a baby step closer to me. After about 8 minutes he was only about 4 yards away from me. I was slowly approaching him also, just taking smaller baby steps. About a minute later he lifted its right arm and hovered it toward my leg slowly. I didn't move, nor did I look at it in the face.
He lifted its head to me and with its smiley face, I knew that inside it was trying to test me. I could see it through its eyes that it felt bigger than me but less prepared. I nodded, and then it moved his arm to touch my leg. I was shocked, but it was touching; literally.
After I tried to put my arm down to pet him on his head ( I could now see, it was a boy), he scampered off away into my neighbors bushes. I'm not sure if I should tell my her that there were guests in her yard, she would probably go crazy and try to catch and kill them all.
I will keep my eye our for more guests in the area.
June 18, 2014
Today I went walking down the street again, I found the same guest, but this time he took a strange approach. The guest ran up to me, and jumped on me; not violently, just as a puppy would to his new master. He knew times were tough, and he wanted help - he knew I would be the source of it. So, I put my arm down to pet him. He didn't run away, he didn't try to avoid it, he just stayed there and accepted it. It was quite adorable, then I noticed something I didn't yet.
He had a collar on. He let me look under his neck to read the inscription. It read "2013", which was probably just a coincidence, being the year 2014.. He looked at me with the glare of the sun in his eyes. He took a step closer and put his arm on my foot. I knew what he wanted. I did just that. We got home, he ran straight in, and then into the bathroom, he must have (smelled?) toilet water. I chased after him to make sure he didn't cause any trouble, bu when I got into the bathroom he was laying on the ground -- his hind leg up, a stream of yellow water followed. He's a charmer. I cleaned him up, I guess I didn't think about food, bathrooms, living space and all. And I knew he was going to be a pain in the hind, but hey was too cute to be mad at him for long.
Before I knew it, it was already 11:30, so I knew it was time for bed. 2013 (His name, I guess would be appropriate) was laying down on the floor behind the sofa, in the doorway. He was very cute with tired eyes where you could see his expression. I laid out a towel under the dining table, made a house under it with cardboard boxes, and lured him in. 2013 came to it and looked inside, he then went inside, sniffing his new surroundings. He found a House Spider, I think he just ate it. I watched him for about 15 minutes before he decided it was time to go to bed. I slipped a blanket over him in case he got cold, he didn't care, I don't even think he noticed. He was long asleep.
Releasing the next part soon! (Cuts down on the "Z0MG I AM T3W KEWL TEW RE@D DIS TL:DR")
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| 14 Oct 2014 04:33 PM |
| Z0MG I AM T3W KEWL TEW RE@D DIS TL:DR |
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| 14 Oct 2014 04:34 PM |
i came and i went ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) |
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| 14 Oct 2014 04:37 PM |
Early morning June 19, 2014
I knew I had to come up with a plan. So when I woke up at 4 A.M. to go to the bathroom, I didn't go back to bed. I got on my computer and made a To-Do with Microsoft Word. It went like this:
• Go to Wall-mart for new underwear • Buy chew toy for 2013 • Buy dog house for 2013 • Find missing AA Battery • Get bugged by my mother over the phone to get me to go to college and get a job • Play with 2013 • Do the Sudoku in the mail • Research guest facts and parenting
I had almost forgotten to check on 2013! I ran into the living room to check on him, and what I saw there was unbelievable. The dining table was flipped on its side. there were cardboard flaps on the floor, one was chewed on. Worst of all, 2013 wasn't there. I was sure I had locked the doors and windows last night, and they were all closed tightly still with their locks on them. 2013 was nowhere to be found, but I knew he was here somewhere.
Soon, I found him. He was hiding inside a pillowcase in the laundry room. I tried to get him out but he didn't listen! He tried squirming in the pillow case and making me let go. He was resisting violently until I lost patience and just shut the door and left him in the laundry room. I let him stay in there for about twenty minutes until I heard a banging sound. I went to open the door to check on him and he jumped out and tackled me down on sight with the pillow case over his head. Then he ran around the room pounding on his chest and falling constantly. It was quite funny.
I got tired of this mess and tripped him and held him down, he resisted again and tried to roll out of my grasp. 2013 was like a wild animal; a guest. I restraint him back and tried to calm him down. 2013 calmed down, but he was really still exited. He finally calmed down completely. We had a long stare. I stared with anger and stress. 2013 stared with a blank default face. I slapped him. He slapped back. I kicked him. He kicked back. I got tired of this and and wanted to just do the things on my To-Do list already.
I had to go to wall-mart to buy the chew toy, dog hog house, underwear. I had to leave him home to go to Wall-mart. So when I got there the pet aisle was at the north of the store. So I just had to walk all the way there, even though I didn't want to. The other time I went here it was for groceries. Now, it was for pet needs. And underwear.
I got the most yummy looking chew toy and most durable dog house, it cost me almost 120.00 dollars. I didn't want to be robbed by the guest but I needed to help him. When I drove home he was still in his bed. I set up the dog house and put the chew toy right in front of it. But I just wanted to test the chew toy.
I squeaked the chew toy, and I heard footsteps coming fast towards me getting closer and louder. He instantly came after me (or the chew toy). And he was squeaking away. It wasn't even annoying.
By this time it was already 17:30. I found the missing AA battery, I guess you could say I played with 2013, I did the sodoku but I had to research guest parenting.
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| 15 Oct 2014 02:47 PM |
" I guess you could say I played with 2013," https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zEtgRBjEZp0 |
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GuitarFox
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| 15 Oct 2014 02:49 PM |
| i bet he will use it as SEXist toy |
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| 15 Oct 2014 03:15 PM |
Yo can i turn this in to school(asking permission first)
hey m8 meet me at the g8 so i can sell you some flame b8 i hope you r8 8/8 oh w8 ur too l8 |
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supernavo
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| 15 Oct 2014 04:29 PM |
| Dang, thats a long research paper on guest. |
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