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Re: Pragmatist lead developer of Half Life 3?

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Altair55 is not online. Altair55
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14 Oct 2014 03:42 PM
Valve began its search for prodigal programmers around the time its best-selling title Half Life 2 released in 2004. Although Pragmatist was only 6 years old, CEO Gabe Newell saw his potential. With aid from subliminal messages from Valve's development teams, Pragmatist began scripting on ROBLOX. Pragmatist estimates that he is currently the best on the website. "I'm pretty much the best," the teen says proudly, "sometimes they make fun of me but I know I'm the best so I don't care." Despite this statement, he reacts with flame to any jokes at his expense. "Who do you think you are, Unclear? Arke will never release and you also can't script. Do you even use Remote Events, idiot? Yeah, that's what I thought. You're a mediocre, no talent piece of [expletive]." Despite these unprofessional remarks, rumors have been circulating that Pragmatist will be the sole developer of the highly anticipated Half Life 3. "I think that I can help push into the next generation of video games with a three-point strategy that I learned in my time developing on a lego game I used to play," he explains, "one -- use Remote Events. Two -- delete all code that doesn't use Remote Events. Three -- get paid and get laid."
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14 Oct 2014 03:42 PM
Valve began its search for prodigal programmers around the time its best-selling title Half Life 2 released in 2004. Although Pragmatist was only 6 years old, CEO Gabe Newell saw his potential. With aid from subliminal messages from Valve's development teams, Pragmatist began scripting on ROBLOX. Pragmatist estimates that he is currently the best on the website. "I'm pretty much the best," the teen says proudly, "sometimes they make fun of me but I know I'm the best so I don't care." Despite this statement, he reacts with flame to any jokes at his expense. "Who do you think you are, Unclear? Arke will never release and you also can't script. Do you even use Remote Events, idiot? Yeah, that's what I thought. You're a mediocre, no talent piece of [expletive]." Despite these unprofessional remarks, rumors have been circulating that Pragmatist will be the sole developer of the highly anticipated Half Life 3. "I think that I can help push into the next generation of video games with a three-point strategy that I learned in my time developing on a lego game I used to play," he explains, "one -- use Remote Events. Two -- delete all code that doesn't use Remote Events. Three -- get paid and get laid."


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14 Oct 2014 03:43 PM
i always knew this.

I'm Bane. ]|[ The Crimson King
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14 Oct 2014 03:43 PM
usa
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14 Oct 2014 03:43 PM
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14 Oct 2014 03:44 PM
haha, genius
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14 Oct 2014 03:46 PM
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14 Oct 2014 03:47 PM
Valve began its search for prodigal programmers around the time its best-selling title Half Life 2 released in 2004. Although Pragmatist was only 6 years old, CEO Gabe Newell saw his potential. With aid from subliminal messages from Valve's development teams, Pragmatist began scripting on ROBLOX. Pragmatist estimates that he is currently the best on the website. "I'm pretty much the best," the teen says proudly, "sometimes they make fun of me but I know I'm the best so I don't care." Despite this statement, he reacts with flame to any jokes at his expense. "Who do you think you are, Unclear? Arke will never release and you also can't script. Do you even use Remote Events, idiot? Yeah, that's what I thought. You're a mediocre, no talent piece of [expletive]." Despite these unprofessional remarks, rumors have been circulating that Pragmatist will be the sole developer of the highly anticipated Half Life 3. "I think that I can help push into the next generation of video games with a three-point strategy that I learned in my time developing on a lego game I used to play," he explains, "one -- use Remote Events. Two -- delete all code that doesn't use Remote Events. Three -- get paid and get laid."
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Dhammapada is not online. Dhammapada
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14 Oct 2014 03:48 PM
well.

I TOTALLY CALLED THIS.
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Tenal2302 is not online. Tenal2302
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14 Oct 2014 03:48 PM
LOL
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Altair55 is not online. Altair55
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14 Oct 2014 03:52 PM
I just wanted to tell everyone that the Dominos near me fired its delivery driver so I can't order from there anymore so I'm going through some tough times right now. I'm glad you guys are finding happiness even when I can't
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ClanNotGuilds is not online. ClanNotGuilds
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14 Oct 2014 03:56 PM
Well, since no one else has said it - Half Life 3 confirmed.
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Altair55 is not online. Altair55
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14 Oct 2014 04:02 PM
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14 Oct 2014 04:03 PM
Shots fired @pragmist
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