Altair55
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| 14 Oct 2014 03:42 PM |
| Valve began its search for prodigal programmers around the time its best-selling title Half Life 2 released in 2004. Although Pragmatist was only 6 years old, CEO Gabe Newell saw his potential. With aid from subliminal messages from Valve's development teams, Pragmatist began scripting on ROBLOX. Pragmatist estimates that he is currently the best on the website. "I'm pretty much the best," the teen says proudly, "sometimes they make fun of me but I know I'm the best so I don't care." Despite this statement, he reacts with flame to any jokes at his expense. "Who do you think you are, Unclear? Arke will never release and you also can't script. Do you even use Remote Events, idiot? Yeah, that's what I thought. You're a mediocre, no talent piece of [expletive]." Despite these unprofessional remarks, rumors have been circulating that Pragmatist will be the sole developer of the highly anticipated Half Life 3. "I think that I can help push into the next generation of video games with a three-point strategy that I learned in my time developing on a lego game I used to play," he explains, "one -- use Remote Events. Two -- delete all code that doesn't use Remote Events. Three -- get paid and get laid." |
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| 14 Oct 2014 03:42 PM |
Valve began its search for prodigal programmers around the time its best-selling title Half Life 2 released in 2004. Although Pragmatist was only 6 years old, CEO Gabe Newell saw his potential. With aid from subliminal messages from Valve's development teams, Pragmatist began scripting on ROBLOX. Pragmatist estimates that he is currently the best on the website. "I'm pretty much the best," the teen says proudly, "sometimes they make fun of me but I know I'm the best so I don't care." Despite this statement, he reacts with flame to any jokes at his expense. "Who do you think you are, Unclear? Arke will never release and you also can't script. Do you even use Remote Events, idiot? Yeah, that's what I thought. You're a mediocre, no talent piece of [expletive]." Despite these unprofessional remarks, rumors have been circulating that Pragmatist will be the sole developer of the highly anticipated Half Life 3. "I think that I can help push into the next generation of video games with a three-point strategy that I learned in my time developing on a lego game I used to play," he explains, "one -- use Remote Events. Two -- delete all code that doesn't use Remote Events. Three -- get paid and get laid."
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| 14 Oct 2014 03:43 PM |
i always knew this.
I'm Bane. ]|[ The Crimson King |
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Raethyr
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BAUER102
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KiIIah
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| 14 Oct 2014 03:46 PM |
Why do I love Altair so much? It's pretty simple when I THINK about it. Altair isn't just the best poster on C&G, he might just be the greatest poster of all time. Just imaging him riding through the sands of Arabia, the wind in his hair, his mighty steed below him. As he rides through the mountains, the ladies swoon at his very scent. They know how he smells, the essence of his smell is sold in LMaD under the the name of "Eccentric Shop Teacher" The very nature of Altair is mystery. could he be playing a deeper game than even his creator realizes? The answer is yes, he has transcended such boundaries as the written world, and has free will to do whatever he sees fit. However, Altair is filled with such guile, such arcane craft that he does not even use these powers. Why, you might ask? You will never know, for the MIND of the Altair is not one that is easily penetrated. Altair is such a force of nature in his realm that nothing can truly touch him, the only thing keeping him bound to the page at all is his will to exist within the preordained boundaries of his world. Altair is not only beyond the comprehension of us, he exists within a plane of true focus and beauty. Observe his playful smile, his gourgeous and rippling biceps, his gallant nose, and most importantly, his eyes. His eyes, like pools of saffron, provide the only glimpse into the true machinations of Altair. Do not stare into them. Many good men have gone mad in the attempt. Altair is not just a character, a formless collection of words and images, he is himself is the binding that holds the saga together. Without Altair, the entire series, the entire world of Robloxia as we know it crumbles. The Mississippi would stop flowing without Altair, Europe would become a desolate crater, Antarctica would melt without his frosty gaze. These are just of a few of the reasons why I like Altair so much.
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cr4y
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| 14 Oct 2014 03:47 PM |
| Valve began its search for prodigal programmers around the time its best-selling title Half Life 2 released in 2004. Although Pragmatist was only 6 years old, CEO Gabe Newell saw his potential. With aid from subliminal messages from Valve's development teams, Pragmatist began scripting on ROBLOX. Pragmatist estimates that he is currently the best on the website. "I'm pretty much the best," the teen says proudly, "sometimes they make fun of me but I know I'm the best so I don't care." Despite this statement, he reacts with flame to any jokes at his expense. "Who do you think you are, Unclear? Arke will never release and you also can't script. Do you even use Remote Events, idiot? Yeah, that's what I thought. You're a mediocre, no talent piece of [expletive]." Despite these unprofessional remarks, rumors have been circulating that Pragmatist will be the sole developer of the highly anticipated Half Life 3. "I think that I can help push into the next generation of video games with a three-point strategy that I learned in my time developing on a lego game I used to play," he explains, "one -- use Remote Events. Two -- delete all code that doesn't use Remote Events. Three -- get paid and get laid." |
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| 14 Oct 2014 03:48 PM |
well.
I TOTALLY CALLED THIS. |
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Tenal2302
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Altair55
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| 14 Oct 2014 03:52 PM |
| I just wanted to tell everyone that the Dominos near me fired its delivery driver so I can't order from there anymore so I'm going through some tough times right now. I'm glad you guys are finding happiness even when I can't |
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| 14 Oct 2014 03:56 PM |
| Well, since no one else has said it - Half Life 3 confirmed. |
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Altair55
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