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| 09 Oct 2014 01:21 PM |
The dishes are: Fried fantasy Battlefried CoD Red Dead Ravioli Steak Eater Grilled Ocelot NANO-MACHINES, SON. Solid Steak
Today's special is Metal Gear Salad.
We also serve Frank Jaegerbombs Liqud shakes Solidus shakes
Chinese crackers. And yes, we did include the fortune strips that tell you your destiny in them,
Also, tonight's entertainment is brought to you by random acts of violence.
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| 09 Oct 2014 01:28 PM |
Oh. We also do Russian Rations too. It's like a variant of Russian roulette, but with food instead. And instead of 1/6 chance of blowing your brains out, it's a 1/6 chance of not dying of internal bleeding. |
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Meowth987
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| 09 Oct 2014 01:33 PM |
| Can i get Sam Mayonaisestream with Nano-machines, son? |
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| 09 Oct 2014 01:35 PM |
We're out of Sam Mayonaisestream, but there's a delivery coming right now.
-Outer Heaven rams through the wall-
Here it is now! |
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alexto56
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| 09 Oct 2014 01:37 PM |
"Also, tonight's entertainment is brought to you by random acts of violence."
Oh, I love show business. |
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| 09 Oct 2014 01:39 PM |
| Can I get a Ramen? I heard it's a delicacy back on Earth. |
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| 09 Oct 2014 01:41 PM |
-Hand him Rynncol instead- Try that. |
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| 09 Oct 2014 01:43 PM |
Jokes on you!
I'm not a Human. |
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| 09 Oct 2014 01:46 PM |
| Can I have some DOOM Pizza? |
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| 09 Oct 2014 01:49 PM |
Qauke Sorry but That pizza was doomed the minute I put it in the oven. |
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| 09 Oct 2014 01:58 PM |
| Oh noes. Then...a Quake Burger. |
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| 09 Oct 2014 02:16 PM |
| Gimme a Cerberus Surprise. |
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| 09 Oct 2014 02:17 PM |
Sorry, but we sold out on those. It seems everyone on the Citadel bought one. |
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| 09 Oct 2014 02:20 PM |
| Alright then, um...I'll take an asari Salami. |
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| 09 Oct 2014 02:27 PM |
| -Give him Dextro nutrient paste instead- |
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| 09 Oct 2014 02:37 PM |
New food is on the menu: Hot Varren Pyjak Strew Klixen Pudding Harvesters surprise Sovereign's sushi Batarian beans Threser Maw's treat. |
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