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Re: [NHL] OFFICIAL LEAFS JOKES THREAD

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SRHL is not online. SRHL
Joined: 10 May 2010
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08 Oct 2014 09:02 PM
Why don't people wear business suits at the Air Canada Centre?

They could end up as the next head coach of the Toronto Maple Leafs.
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hockeydude026 is not online. hockeydude026
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08 Oct 2014 09:05 PM
So I said to a Leafs fan last November
"Hey, that jerseys a little old, just like your last Stanley Cup Banner."
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Bensbrother is not online. Bensbrother
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08 Oct 2014 09:05 PM
The only letters in GOAL that the Maple Leafs use when talking about a goal scored by them is O and G
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hockeydude026 is not online. hockeydude026
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08 Oct 2014 09:07 PM
To a Leafs fan putting on chapstick:
"Are your lips dry? A little bit like your Stanley Cup drought?"
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SRHL is not online. SRHL
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08 Oct 2014 09:08 PM
The Toronto Maple Leafs had just suffered an embarrassing 11-0 defeat at the hands of the Ottawa Senators in the final game of the regular season to knock them out of the playoffs, and the players were so embarrassed that they were afraid of going out to public places.

One day, Phil Kessel runs out of food and decides to go to a grocery store to buy more, dressed up as an elderly woman. While at the grocery store, he hears another elderly woman shout, "Hey Phil!" and quickly runs out.

He comes back the next day, but again hears the elderly woman shout "Hey Phil!" and runs out in embarrassment.

He comes again the next day, and yet against the elderly woman shouts "Hey Phil!"

Phil gives up and asks the elderly woman how she knows who he is.

The elderly woman pulls off her wig and says, "It's me, James Van Riemsdyk."
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rockstar7734 is not online. rockstar7734
Joined: 05 Feb 2012
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08 Oct 2014 09:08 PM
funny joke: leafs winning the cup
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Baertschi is not online. Baertschi
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08 Oct 2014 09:09 PM
funny joke: leafs making the playoffs
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hockeydude026 is not online. hockeydude026
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08 Oct 2014 09:11 PM
At Sabres games, some AT&T promo thing is printing out a sign with text. And one guy had one saying
"phil kessel has one nut"
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HarperOfTheFreeNorth is not online. HarperOfTheFreeNorth
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08 Oct 2014 09:12 PM
What's the leading cause of death in Toronto?
Being a leafs fan
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superfunnyhappyguy is not online. superfunnyhappyguy
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08 Oct 2014 09:27 PM
How did the leafs get their name?
They fall off the playoff tree!
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AnimatedDannyo is not online. AnimatedDannyo
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08 Oct 2014 09:29 PM
@cap

Didn't get it :l

ᗩᘉᓰᗰᗩ☂ᕮↁᗪᗩᘉᘉϒ〇
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SRHL is not online. SRHL
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08 Oct 2014 09:32 PM
Why did Randy Carlyle have to retire from hockey?

The rulebook states that the helmet strap must be under the chin.
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SkateOP is not online. SkateOP
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08 Oct 2014 09:54 PM
When your bad you get coal

WHEN YOURE REALLY BAD SANTA GIVES YOU A LEAFS JERSEY
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SRHL is not online. SRHL
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08 Oct 2014 09:56 PM
Why doesn't anyone play Strip Poker with Leafs fans?

Nobody wants to win his jersey.
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SRHL is not online. SRHL
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15 Oct 2014 08:48 PM
CANADIAN VIAGRA: Toronto Maple Leafs goal at the Air Canada Centre. 20,270 pricks stand up.
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HarperOfTheFreeNorth is not online. HarperOfTheFreeNorth
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15 Oct 2014 08:57 PM
What's the difference between a Leafs Fan and an Octopus?
An Octopus is capable of higher level thought.
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