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| 04 Oct 2014 09:22 PM |
flying spaggheti monster will save u
he was boiled and eaten alive for u
repent
r'amen
Beluga revolution |
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| 04 Oct 2014 09:24 PM |
The suggestion is..
Yo mama so fat she sat on an iPhone6 and turned it into an iPad air |
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| 04 Oct 2014 10:03 PM |
| More proof that ShawnGalamer is an idiot. |
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| 04 Oct 2014 10:13 PM |
| You want to start a flame war? We could easily put you out with our logic. |
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| 04 Oct 2014 10:20 PM |
Let's start a flame war. MEN, TO BATTLE! |
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| 04 Oct 2014 10:23 PM |
| *grabs popcorn* This should be interesting. |
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| 04 Oct 2014 10:38 PM |
You shouldn't tell the truth everytime, you'll start a wildfire against you.
~ Do you want to see the Rabbits David? ~ |
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| 04 Oct 2014 11:11 PM |
@Racer.
Hmm... sorry man, but I don't like being grabbed by guys. Not how I roll.... sorry. |
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| 05 Oct 2014 04:15 AM |
| So, where's the suggestion? |
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| 05 Oct 2014 05:11 AM |
TANDARDIZED BONEHEAD REPLY FORM (c) copyright 1999 by someone else.
(check all boxes that apply)
Dear:
[X] Clueless Newbie [ ] Lamer [X] Flamer [X] Loser [ ] Spammer [X] Troller [ ] "Me too" er [ ] Pervert [ ] Geek [ ] Freak [ ] Nerd [ ] Elvis [ ] Racist [ ] Fed [X] Freak [ ] Fundamentalist [ ] Satanist [ ] Homeopath [ ] Unbearably self-righteous person
I took exception to your recent post to ____________________.
It was (check all that apply):
[X] Lame [X] Stupid [ ] Abusive [X] Clueless [X] Idiotic [ ] Brain-damaged [X] Imbecilic [X] Arrogant [ ] Malevolent [ ] Contemptible [ ] Libelous [X] Ignorant [X] Clueless [X] Stupid [ ] Fundamentalist [ ] Boring [ ] Dim [ ] Cowardly [ ] Deceitful [X] Demented [ ] Self-righteous [ ] Crazy [ ] Weird [ ] Hypocritical [ ] Loathsome [ ] Satanic [X] Despicable [ ] Belligerent [ ] Mind-numbing [ ] Maladroit [ ] Much longer than any worthwhile thought of which you may be capable.
Your attention is drawn to the fact that:
[X] You self-righteously impose your religious beliefs on others [ ] You self-righteously impose your racial beliefs on others [X] You don't know which forum to post in [ ] You posted something totally uninteresting [ ] You crossposted to *way* too many forums [ ] I don't like your tone of voice [ ] What you posted has been done before. [ ] Not only that, it was also done better the last time. [ ] You quoted an *entire* post in your reply [ ] You started a long, stupid thread [ ] You continued posting in a long stupid thread [ ] Your post is absurdly off topic for where you posted it [ ] You posted a followup to crossposted robot-generated spam [ ] You posted a "YOU ALL SUCK" message [X] You posted low-IQ flamebait [ ] You posted a blatantly obvious troll [ ] You followed up to a blatantly obvious troll [ ] You said "me too" to something [ ] You make no sense [ ] Your siggy is dreadful [ ] You must have spent your life in a skinner box to be this clueless. [ ] You posted in ELitE CaPitALs to look k0OwL [ ] You posted a message in ALL CAPS [ ] Your post was FULL of RANDOM CAPS for NO APPARENT REASON [ ] You have greatly misunderstood the purpose of this forum. [ ] You have greatly misunderstood the purpose of the Internet. [ ] You are a loser. [ ] This has been pointed out to you before. [ ] You didn't do anything specific, but appear to be so generally worthless that you are being flamed on general principles.
It is recommended that you:
[ ] Get a clue [ ] Get a life [ ] Go away [ ] Grow up [ ] Never post again [ ] Read every thread you posted for a week [X] Stop foruming and get a life [ ] Bust up your modem with a hammer and eat it [ ] Have your medication adjusted [ ] Jump into a bathtub while holding your monitor [ ] Find a volcano and throw yourself in [ ] Find a gun and shoot yourself [ ] Actually post something relevant [ ] Consume excrement [ ] Consume excrement and thus expire [ ] Read the FAQ [ ] Apologize to everybody in this forum [ ] Refrain from posting until you have a vague idea what you're doing
In Closing, I'd Like to Say:
[ ] You need to seek psychiatric help [ ] Take your gibberish somewhere else [X] *plonk* [ ] Learn how to post or get off the forums [ ] Most of the above [ ] All of the above [ ] Some of the above, not including All of the above [ ] You are so clueless that I didn't even bother filling in this form.
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| 05 Oct 2014 05:14 AM |
@SteelPanMan If you really have a form you typed out for threads like this, you need to [X] Get a life [X] Actually post something relevant
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| 05 Oct 2014 06:08 AM |
popcornhebe is holding a pitchfork. LET THE FLAME WARS BEGIN. Let the moderation begin too. |
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| 05 Oct 2014 09:49 AM |
The pitch fork is a rented gear, I will be losing it soon.
Someone explain to me what the Flame Wars is. |
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Desided
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| 05 Oct 2014 01:04 PM |
wrong thread chicknmen
hairflip |
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| 05 Oct 2014 01:10 PM |
| really good satire, OP, really clever |
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