9ono9
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| 01 Oct 2014 11:48 AM |
and some sauce dribbles down onto one of your fat rolls
#justrtthings |
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| 01 Oct 2014 11:56 AM |
Reach for the paper towels, but end up not reaching & tipping chair over in the process
Life alert to the rescueeeeeeee |
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9ono9
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| 01 Oct 2014 11:57 AM |
| when you call life alert and they ask you what the problem is but all they can hear is the ho-ho's shaking around in the back of your throat |
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| 01 Oct 2014 11:57 AM |
| i'm on a roll with all the girls i know |
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9ono9
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| 01 Oct 2014 11:58 AM |
HIS BABY MAMA
SHE AIN'T SO SLOW |
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| 01 Oct 2014 11:59 AM |
LOL I'M LITERALLY DYING NOW STOP IT
IN US HISTORY
TEACHER B GIVING ME FUNNY LOOKS LMAO |
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| 01 Oct 2014 11:59 AM |
| when you go for another slice of cake then you realize that you ate it all |
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9ono9
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| 01 Oct 2014 12:00 PM |
| when you call out to your mom to go to the store and buy more cake but you remember you sat on her last summer and you start to cry chocolate |
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| 01 Oct 2014 12:03 PM |
| when you try to go into mcdonalds with your electric wheelchair but you can't fit through the door |
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9ono9
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| 01 Oct 2014 12:04 PM |
when you finally manage to get in through the delivery entrance and everybody greets you and says
"the usual?" |
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| 01 Oct 2014 12:06 PM |
| when you feel bad about your weight and you eat more fatty foods to make yourself feel better |
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9ono9
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| 01 Oct 2014 12:07 PM |
when you see a hot girl and roll up to her and say
"hey toots wanna grab a bite"
and she scoffs and goes
"haven't you had enough?"
"no" |
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| 01 Oct 2014 12:09 PM |
| when you wanna go to the gym but you're too embarrassed of your weight |
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9ono9
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| 01 Oct 2014 12:10 PM |
i need to start going to the gym again
i need muscle |
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oceax
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| 01 Oct 2014 12:13 PM |
| you can be the strongest man on earth hunter, i believe in you |
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9ono9
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| 01 Oct 2014 12:13 PM |
*half believe in me
lilly seriously i'm still crying |
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| 01 Oct 2014 12:15 PM |
forget what i said hunter that was the past |
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| 01 Oct 2014 12:16 PM |
| This is like the best sitcom ever |
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9ono9
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| 01 Oct 2014 12:16 PM |
:-(
i'm gonna start lifting again
i used to be able to do 15 pounds a arm but now i'm like a noodle lmao |
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| 01 Oct 2014 12:22 PM |
| i need to build up some muscle too |
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9ono9
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| 01 Oct 2014 12:22 PM |
| AM GONNA BE BUFF BY SUMMER |
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9ono9
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