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| 27 Sep 2014 09:48 AM |
| We hope you have a good time. |
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jasondee1
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| 27 Sep 2014 09:49 AM |
I'M GOING TO DIE IN THIS PLANE
this statement is false |
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| 27 Sep 2014 09:49 AM |
-flies plane into airport-
only different |
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Aisukingu
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| 27 Sep 2014 09:50 AM |
*le sits next to random guy with backpack*
UH OH... |
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| 27 Sep 2014 09:51 AM |
| Please say Marshal to sign up as a Air marshal (You have to protect the plane). |
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| 27 Sep 2014 09:55 AM |
no i was making a 9/11 joke but i am christian lebanese but mostly polish
ur mom XDDDD | officialslimshady 1 dayer | bronies are feggits |
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| 27 Sep 2014 09:56 AM |
| just to let you know we are still in flight 11 lel |
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| 27 Sep 2014 09:59 AM |
| Worse off all no one signed up to be a air marshal |
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| 27 Sep 2014 10:00 AM |
hello
are my kids going to be safe on here?
one is 9 and one is 11 |
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| 27 Sep 2014 10:02 AM |
| Of course we have excellent trained pilots. |
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| 27 Sep 2014 10:03 AM |
/e smuggles guns into the plane
|YO IM OBAKEKIZUATO ADD 12K | the chicken crossed the road to get away from you | puts on shuttershades so i cant see the h8rz | mummy's pasta |
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| 27 Sep 2014 10:04 AM |
oh good
-reveals bomb-
ALLAHU AKBAR |
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| 27 Sep 2014 10:04 AM |
/e gags creeper
shhhhhhhhhhh
|YO IM OBAKEKIZUATO ADD 12K | the chicken crossed the road to get away from you | puts on shuttershades so i cant see the h8rz | mummy's pasta |
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jason2926
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| 27 Sep 2014 10:05 AM |
@math
*вручает вам бесплатный билет на banland * |
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davinhi1
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| 27 Sep 2014 10:06 AM |
*sits with a box cutter in my pocket* Hello, we will be flying to New jersey from Boston. I hope you enjoy your flight
Hope you have a spooki fall. |
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| 27 Sep 2014 10:07 AM |
No... I must keep flying. I MUST REACH THE DESTINATIO-- *Coughs* AGHHHHA AHHHHHAAAGGGH.
Attention all passengers *Coughs*... we have been hijacked *coughs* please stay calm... |
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| 27 Sep 2014 10:11 AM |
-raids pilots thingy-
-kills pilots-
-diverts to NYC- |
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| 27 Sep 2014 10:12 AM |
Meanwhile.
OTA11 (off topic arline 11) can you respond? |
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| 27 Sep 2014 10:14 AM |
| -with horrible English accent- "yes we are fine no problems please dont ask again" |
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| 27 Sep 2014 10:16 AM |
OTA11 flight attendent can you hear me?
Number 3: Yes I think we are hijacked, one of our pilot (ihatecreeper600) has been brutally murdered and his final words that it's hijacked and everyone has to be calm. |
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| 27 Sep 2014 10:18 AM |
-kills flight attendent-
"lolno she is just kidding she does that to scare people sometimes like when we were taking off in London 2 weeks ago" |
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