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| 26 Sep 2014 11:02 AM |
I invented margarine, oh yes I really did! I fed it to some turkeys, and now they all are dead! So in it went food coloring and some butter flavor Oh, how the people bought it because it is a money saver.
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| 26 Sep 2014 11:11 AM |
no srsly margarine was gonna be turkey feed but they fed it to turkeys and they died
so they made it into butter |
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| 26 Sep 2014 12:05 PM |
| Brings a tear to my eye :') |
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| 26 Sep 2014 12:06 PM |
| truly a breakthrough in literature |
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| 26 Sep 2014 01:45 PM |
>:(
Point the mortified figner of shame at this decadent man! |
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| 26 Sep 2014 03:55 PM |
Youbforgot to mention...
The mortified finger of shame is made from margarine. |
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| 26 Sep 2014 04:22 PM |
I give it five oscars.
Why are we not funding this? |
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| 26 Sep 2014 04:23 PM |
Did you know that margarine is almost the same composition as plastic?
Some people are like slinkys. Good for nothing but they bring a smile to your face when you push them down the stairs |
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| 26 Sep 2014 05:55 PM |
interesting
Turkey's eating flavorless paste all day |
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| 26 Sep 2014 06:32 PM |
| First half was a failed rhyme, so 5/10. |
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| 26 Sep 2014 07:54 PM |
*smears margarine on evil's face*
hows thaat for fail u bulli!!!!! |
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catman450
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| 26 Sep 2014 08:55 PM |
Grassfed butter > regular butter > margarine
Some people are like slinkys. Good for nothing but they bring a smile to your face when you push them down the stairs |
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| 14 Oct 2014 12:31 AM |
| I'm using margarine instead of butter, because butter is an animal product, i try to avoid as many animal products as possible. |
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Kaidou
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| 14 Oct 2014 06:36 AM |
| Margarine has 27 ingredients that are in paint. Also, if you get some and put it outside for a week, the flies won't be anywhere near it. Flies don't eat plastic paint. |
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| 14 Oct 2014 06:54 AM |
"I'm using margarine instead of butter, because butter is an animal product, i try to avoid as many animal products as possible." HIPPY! |
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| 30 Oct 2014 07:47 PM |
| I get imported Italian butter, it's soooOoo good |
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