piepie
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| 23 Sep 2014 08:04 PM |
once upon a time in a land far far ago was a nerdy scrawny asian kid who wasn't smart so - nerdy his name was A- and one day he went on an adventure
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piepie
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| 23 Sep 2014 08:06 PM |
chapter 1:
quickly, A- grappled with his underwear and managed to pull them up his pantaloons he bore a mask he grabbed a little white woman and made her sparkle and put that near his head and he leapt into the computer with ROBLOX open |
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piepie
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| 23 Sep 2014 08:08 PM |
chapter 2:
he felt something communicate with him possibly telepathy "you're asian???" he telecommunicated back yes i am yellow and i have a little pp pp means piepie he dove deeper in cyberspace with the little green 1 and 0s like in the matrix i think i never watched it |
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piepie
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| 23 Sep 2014 08:09 PM |
chapter 3:
he finally landed on terra firma except it wasnet so terra firma it was an advert with a fat lady and he was standing on it he dashed off, his spiked cleats puncturing the fat unnatractive woman's belly he navigated his way up to the R$ he changed the "0" to 69420911 using magic then he prepared to leave |
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piepie
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| 23 Sep 2014 08:10 PM |
chapter 4:
as he leapt he was smacked down by a super force he looked out into the real world wait what it was him but he was in here wha- the thing that hit him was the mouse he bravely grapped with it but was smacked around he falled and died |
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piepie
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| 23 Sep 2014 08:11 PM |
chapter 5:
but fear not my titrific siren for he did not actually die he just fell into the hotbar at the bottom sprinting foward he changed the time to 1 am real him went to sleep he sighed in relief and pressed "Games" |
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piepie
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| 23 Sep 2014 08:12 PM |
chapter 6:
upon doing so his face was instantly obliterated by a shtstorm of epic proportions cringelevels were off the charts he felt himself getting whiplash already he knew he had to act the fate of the world depended on him |
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piepie
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| 23 Sep 2014 08:13 PM |
chapter 7:
he grabbed the nearest crap game which was despicable me tycoon and took a giant buffalo dump over it brown gooey feces covered it his ass was on fire fiery brimstone of hell long live glycon the all powerful |
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piepie
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| 23 Sep 2014 08:15 PM |
chapter 8:
this scared the other crap games off once more the front page was empty suitable he dusted off his hands, work done and went to google search and searched up giantress and he leapt into one of the images and lived happily ever after as a parasite wedged tightly inside milk duct |
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piepie
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| 23 Sep 2014 08:16 PM |
but fear not children for when there is another adventure the dormant piepie will rise up again and be the hero this world needs |
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| 23 Sep 2014 08:19 PM |
| I chuckled at the part about the front page. |
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