dralion
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| 22 Sep 2014 05:30 PM |
"i have a headache that feels like someone hitting my temples with a mallet"
"here have a wet paper towel in a plastic baggie now go back to class" |
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RotomWash
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| 22 Sep 2014 05:30 PM |
| I don't have a school nurse |
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hivebent
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| 22 Sep 2014 05:30 PM |
yea basically im with you on that one lol
the official hivebent of ot | everthing okey dokey chamjima geunyang ukhae ukhae yeah amuna da derigo wa rock and roll |
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| 22 Sep 2014 05:31 PM |
"I think a snake bit me!" "wet paper towel"
"my arm is broken!" "wet paper towel"
"I feel like I'm gonna throw up" "wet paper towel"
and so on
...just like 7th grade |
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OTJuice
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| 22 Sep 2014 05:32 PM |
I use the School Nurse so that I can skip Math-Social Studies. Because whenever I get a "headache", I go to the nurses office and she lets me stay there until I feel better. And I get free tootsie rolls! |
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| 22 Sep 2014 05:32 PM |
| why do the wet paper towels always smell weird |
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Lethrux
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| 22 Sep 2014 05:36 PM |
| That's true, but for people it's almost like a daily thing on their schedule |
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dralion
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| 22 Sep 2014 05:36 PM |
| the paper towels are woven from skin |
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dav13789
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| 22 Sep 2014 05:36 PM |
one time, i had a really bad stomach ache and i went down to the school nurse. she gave me a band-aid and sent me back to class. no lie.
-5'1 and u still look up to me |
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AhhTree
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| 22 Sep 2014 05:37 PM |
| i dont have a nurse, they just send us home if we dont feel good |
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legoseed
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| 22 Sep 2014 05:49 PM |
@legoseed do u have diabetes |
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| 22 Sep 2014 05:51 PM |
'I use the School Nurse so that I can skip Math-Social Studies. Because whenever I get a "headache", I go to the nurses office and she lets me stay there until I feel better. And I get free tootsie rolls!'
you must be stupid rite now like omg srsly stupid if u dont lern math |
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legoseed
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tokanaki
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| 22 Sep 2014 05:52 PM |
| Hey, atleast the medical system is equal everywhere! |
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| 22 Sep 2014 05:52 PM |
"why do the wet paper towels always smell weird"
I like the smell of wet paper towels. |
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| 22 Sep 2014 05:53 PM |
"do u have diabetes"
i do best disease everrr |
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| 22 Sep 2014 05:53 PM |
Goes to school nurse "I have a migraine" "Well what do you want ice? A dark room? A bandaid?" |
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Potalo2
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| 22 Sep 2014 05:53 PM |
| but mah schol nrse givez us platic bagie wth ice |
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| 22 Sep 2014 05:54 PM |
"Nurse I am on my period I need help"
"WET. PAPER. MOTHERTRUCKING. TOWEL." |
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| 22 Sep 2014 05:55 PM |
it seems as though most nurses have no clue on what being sick is
"oh, you have a raging stomach ache? here, put an ice pack on your stomach" |
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| 22 Sep 2014 05:56 PM |
| @Cute, no sorry that's ebola ok. |
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| 22 Sep 2014 05:58 PM |
| one time i went to the nurse but there was a substitute and i told her my head hurt and then she told me to lift up my shirt and asked me if my stomach was always that bloated |
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| 22 Sep 2014 05:59 PM |
| I have went to the school nurse 3 times. He has really awesome cough drops. 2 of those 3 times I got a cough drop. The first time I went because I bumped my head on the bar. Ice,of course. The ice worked perfectly. (Not sarcasm) |
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| 22 Sep 2014 06:00 PM |
"And I get free tootsie rolls!"
wat |
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