harrods
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| 20 Sep 2014 05:49 PM |
This document lays out a contract, a legal agreement witnessed by the United States Justice System, that will effect on the bearer unlimited criminal penalties including permanent federal imprisonment.
The signing of this document certifies the bearer's agreement to all the conditions laid out and that he/she may be subject to any manner of penalty in breaching these conditions.
//SIGNED// Harrods
I hereby certify, under duress of the United States Justice System, that I will not release nor discuss any information, intelligence, or content (including images, text, videos, or any form of data transmission) concerning the 'National Security Agency' without the permission of The Director.
I hereby declare in this legal statement that I am to be fired from all agencies and permanently federally imprisoned should I breach the terms of this contract
This legal contract may only be declared null and void by The Director.
Signed, Harrods. |
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harrods
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| 20 Sep 2014 05:51 PM |
omg making new one i forgot to lock |
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| 20 Sep 2014 05:52 PM |
muahahahaha
we got another one11
I HAVE CHORTLES! ◕‿◕ |
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