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NotAshley
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| 19 Sep 2014 02:07 PM |
did you fall on hiroshima because you're little boy
...just like 7th grade |
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| 19 Sep 2014 02:07 PM |
Are you bacon because I've been wanting to meet you all day
"The Sauza so malo...", and then she said "You need to grow up." |
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| 19 Sep 2014 02:08 PM |
i love you
• im stanadam add 10k • im better than u • |
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| 19 Sep 2014 02:09 PM |
ARE YOU HOMEWORK BECAUSE I'M NOT DOING YOU
...just like 7th grade |
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| 19 Sep 2014 02:10 PM |
| Can tou be my big toe so I can bang you on the coffee table |
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| 19 Sep 2014 02:12 PM |
are you the sun because you're a giant ball of radioactive gases that should stay 92,960,000 miles away from me
...just like 7th grade |
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| 19 Sep 2014 02:12 PM |
are you from tennessee?
cuz you're the only ten i see! |
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| 19 Sep 2014 02:14 PM |
I must be a zombie because all I want to do is eat y-
Nevermind
"The Sauza so malo...", and then she said "You need to grow up." |
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| 19 Sep 2014 02:16 PM |
I think I overdid it
"The Sauza so malo...", and then she said "You need to grow up." |
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| 19 Sep 2014 02:17 PM |
Are you the most common isotope of Carbon? 'cause you rate in at a solid 12.
DanBrowned, the sultan and dark lord of Off Topic. |
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| 19 Sep 2014 02:57 PM |
| Did it hurt when you fell from teneses |
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Guy555606
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| Joined: 24 Aug 2009 |
| Total Posts: 6035 |
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| 19 Sep 2014 03:57 PM |
are you from africa cause kenya not |
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| 19 Sep 2014 03:59 PM |
| Do you like chicken? Because I got a big one right here..... |
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Guy555606
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| Joined: 24 Aug 2009 |
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| 19 Sep 2014 04:51 PM |
are you a chicken being fed growth hormones because you have big breasts
...just like 7th grade |
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Jpics
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| Joined: 06 Oct 2011 |
| Total Posts: 2090 |
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| 19 Sep 2014 04:52 PM |
You're ugly.
im gud wit gremer trust meeeeee ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) |
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| 19 Sep 2014 04:52 PM |
rly bad one
not even a pick up line but still
from a scale of 1 to 14, you're a 14...
because you're basic.
ok /flips hair |
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| 19 Sep 2014 04:55 PM |
hey baby, are you an angel? cause im allergic to feathers *pukes all over her* |
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