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| 18 Sep 2014 12:05 PM |
Then get MANquilizer darts! Like tranquilizer darts, but they make you manly! Intended effects include increased testosterone levels, reduced estrogen levels, more hair, exponential gain of muscle mass, appetite for beef jerky, reduced pain sensation, and a hatred of those weaker than you. Side effects include gas, bloating, cancer, loss of balance, weakened immune system, acute hatred of women, air drowning, schizophrenia, mumps, growth of a third eye on your foot, athlete's eye, Type 2 diabetes, and macular degeneration.
What are you waiting for? CALL NOW.
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| 18 Sep 2014 12:33 PM |
bump
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| 18 Sep 2014 12:34 PM |
"appetite for beef jerky," MUST BUY THIS! I'LL TAKE NINETY-TWO! |
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| 18 Sep 2014 01:38 PM |
Would you like instant delivery or self-delivery?
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