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Re: The Internet VS EA (RP)

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marc12267 is not online. marc12267
Joined: 25 Nov 2008
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16 Sep 2014 06:47 PM
==Plot==
During one day of EA getting bashed by millions of people because of gamer-hostile business "practices", Peter Moore planned to create a artificial fast-spreading "virus" that turns people into zombie-like EA fans. They also designed the "virus" to make it so if the EA-fied zombie bites a EA hater, he/she will turn into a zombie-like EA lover. Only one hater found out about it, and decided to post it on a reddit forum. However, that decision made EA begin spreading the virus everywhere. One decade after the EA lover "zombie" apocalypse, reportedly millions of EA lover "zombies" have overtaken USA. The only survivors were 99,999 EA haters, some being potential and Gabe Newell. The survivors then set out to destroy EA and restore the "infected"...
==Character Template==
Name:
Bios:
Status:
Abilities:
Strengths:
Weaknesses:
Weapons:

My character:
Name: Peter "The Infector" More
Bios: Responsible for the creation of the artificial virus known as "DLC-903". Gained immortality a year after the spreading of the "virus".
Status: Alive
Abilities: Superior athletics over everyone, and superpowers, in which he can activate or deactivate using only his voice
Strengths: The power to outsmart and outdumb virtually anybody
Weaknesses: Prone to fire
Weapons: DLC-903 Syringe Blaster, dual RPGs, and a revolver, with 6 800mm Schwerer Gustav bullet shells shrunken to fit a cartridge of the revolver but maintain it's powerful destruction and modded to explode violently. He has 10 cartridges of that gun.

I'll start the story.
Peter More: At last, we rule USA! Now that we succeeded in that, we'll infect the remaining survivors... Let's get to work, people. (Sinister) Let's get to work.

Meanwhile at Gabe Newell's base, which is a hyper-market with many EA haters residing.
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goldmaster784ALT is not online. goldmaster784ALT
Joined: 28 Jul 2012
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16 Sep 2014 07:23 PM
cant tell if this is troll or not
can you tell me
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marc12267 is not online. marc12267
Joined: 25 Nov 2008
Total Posts: 25897
16 Sep 2014 07:23 PM
It's not a troll. It's an ACTUAL RP. (Not kidding.)
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MusaMansa is not online. MusaMansa
Joined: 12 Sep 2014
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16 Sep 2014 07:24 PM
I'm not a troll. I'm an ACTUAL PERSON. (Not kidding.)
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GyroPulse is not online. GyroPulse
Joined: 05 Jun 2011
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16 Sep 2014 07:27 PM
Name: Bill Gates
Bios: I have a lot of money, but EA scares me.
Status: Alive, and wealthy
Abilities: Controls an army of Microsoft fanboys, and now, Minecraft hipsters.
Strengths: Ability to control people's minds. That's how I got my millions!
Weaknesses: Smarter, richer people. Steve Jobs. Religion
Weapons: A whole army of Microsoft fanboys, and a gun that shoots explosive money.


this is completely legit btw
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marc12267 is not online. marc12267
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16 Sep 2014 07:27 PM
Please do NOT troll.
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MusaMansa is not online. MusaMansa
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16 Sep 2014 07:31 PM
internet rps are not actual rps
go home to neckbeard
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MusaMansa is not online. MusaMansa
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16 Sep 2014 07:33 PM
#euphoria
420blazeit

weareanonymous
wearelegion
wedonotforget
donotforgive
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marc12267 is not online. marc12267
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16 Sep 2014 07:38 PM
@MusaMansa
[ Babyish And Childish Rage Over 1 Person Deleted ]
Also, http://www.roblox.com/--place?id=123098167
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Destructerk is not online. Destructerk
Joined: 15 Mar 2012
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16 Sep 2014 07:48 PM
Name: Clara
Bios: She was playing some battlefield but then there was a pop-up saying "BUY DLC FOR 100$ TO CONTINUE PLAYING" and got REALLY REALLY mad.
Status: 4chan /a/ user and Alive
Abilities: Being Kawaii-Desu
Strengths: Gets mad really easily
Weaknesses: DLC SO MUCH DLC AHHH
Weapons: Rage mode, and a Uzi (because why not)
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MusaMansa is not online. MusaMansa
Joined: 12 Sep 2014
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16 Sep 2014 07:53 PM
Yo, narc, you can't force me out! We all don't own anything, man! One Earth! One World Soul, man! You ain't enlightened, you ain't seen Nirvana like I have.
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marc12267 is not online. marc12267
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16 Sep 2014 07:54 PM
o_O
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marc12267 is not online. marc12267
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16 Sep 2014 08:34 PM
And then a fight of 2 people started. The end.
#ignoremusa
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MusaMansa is not online. MusaMansa
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16 Sep 2014 09:31 PM
#ignoretherichestmanonearthatthetimeofhisdeath?
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marc12267 is not online. marc12267
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16 Sep 2014 10:07 PM
RIP
Potentally Great RP
2014-2014
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MusaMansa is not online. MusaMansa
Joined: 12 Sep 2014
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16 Sep 2014 10:09 PM
rip you poor pathetic piece of crap
rot in hell - rp does not need internet rps

ideas are not bulletproof
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marc12267 is not online. marc12267
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16 Sep 2014 10:14 PM
i still love musa
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marc12267 is not online. marc12267
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16 Sep 2014 10:15 PM
and im sorry MusaMansa. I apologize.
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MusaMansa is not online. MusaMansa
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16 Sep 2014 10:15 PM
i know, everybody loves me because i depreciated the value of gold in Cairo and Arabia so much on my Haj to Mecca that it ruined their economies for decades.
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marc12267 is not online. marc12267
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16 Sep 2014 10:34 PM
Only such big idiots would hate you. And that would mean the citizens of Cairo and Arabia.

Let's go on with the rp.

Back at the EA office...

Peter Moore: What's this? The remaining EA haters are plotting to kill me off? My royal men, seize those idiots with the converted people we have!

Guard: Yes, sir! *pulls out walky-talkie* "Zombies"! Kill off the remaining haters!

"Zombie" 1: Yes sir!

"Zombie" 2: We're on it.

Back at the hypermarket...
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MusaMansa is not online. MusaMansa
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16 Sep 2014 10:36 PM
1) This happened about 700-800 years ago.

2) Why are the zombies able to form coherent sentences? Aren't they brain-dead/mindless? As in the actual definition of zombie? I think minion would be more applicable.
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marc12267 is not online. marc12267
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16 Sep 2014 10:47 PM
Yes, they can form coherent sentences and words, but they behave and act incoherent when they see a EA hater.
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marc12267 is not online. marc12267
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16 Sep 2014 10:57 PM
They're dead-like to EA haters, but not to the EA guys.
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marc12267 is not online. marc12267
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16 Sep 2014 11:23 PM
bump
Wanna participate?
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Destructerk is not online. Destructerk
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17 Sep 2014 03:38 AM
I turned to the /vg/ board and asked some questions about the continue DLC. Some people thought I was trolling but one guy said EA is evil but he could of just not liked EA so we just made fun of him.
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