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| 16 Sep 2014 06:18 PM |
>be me >Wake up sick from playing so many games >Decide I want to play some xbox one >See minecraft is on the store >Buy it and install it >Minecraft music starts playing >Xbox One screen says "LOCKED PLEASE VERIFY" >Please verify you are fuzzypumpkin by saying "Doritos™ Dew™ it right" >"ERROR! Please drink a confirmation can" >I reach into my Doritos™ Mountain Dew™ Minecraft Warchest >Only a few cans left, needed to verify 14 times last night >Still feel sick after the 14 cans >Force it down and grumble "mmmm that really hit the spot" >Xbox does nothing >I attempt to smile >"Connecting to verification server" >... >"Verification complete!" >Finally! >Start playing minecraft on a multiplayer server with a few of my friends >"ERROR! ATTEMPTING TO STEAL ONLINE GAMEPLAY" >My mom walks in the room >"Adding another user, this will be charged to your account, Do you accept?" >NO! >"Console entering lock state" >"To unlock drink verification can" >Last can >"WARNING OUT OF VERIFICATION CANS, an order has been shipped to your house and charged to your account" >Drink half the can, Oh god I'm going to be sick >Pour the last half outside the window >"PIRACY DETECTED! PLEASE FINISH THE ADVERTISEMENT TO CONTINUE" >The Mountain Dew ad plays >I have to dance for it >Feeling so sick >Makes me sing along >dancing and singing >"Mountain Dew is for you and me" >throw up on myself >throw up on my tv and entertainment system >router shorts >"ERROR NO CONNECTION! XBOX ENTERING LOCK MODE" >"PLEASE DRINK VERIFICATION CAN TO CONTINUE"
*I did get most of this from somewhere else, I just edited and changed most of it* |
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Habunake
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| 16 Sep 2014 06:20 PM |
| I don't see how this would be different |
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BiggleMan
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shadow350
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| 16 Sep 2014 06:21 PM |
| "ju ned to pey fiv backs two ple minycreft monty" |
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coollime5
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| 16 Sep 2014 06:23 PM |
I need to make my own version of this
with Guile's theme
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JGw8DWctAts |
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