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Re: MineCraft was bought by Microsoft

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fuzzypumpkin is not online. fuzzypumpkin
Joined: 02 Aug 2009
Total Posts: 15071
16 Sep 2014 06:18 PM
>be me
>Wake up sick from playing so many games
>Decide I want to play some xbox one
>See minecraft is on the store
>Buy it and install it
>Minecraft music starts playing
>Xbox One screen says "LOCKED PLEASE VERIFY"
>Please verify you are fuzzypumpkin by saying "Doritos™ Dew™ it right"
>"ERROR! Please drink a confirmation can"
>I reach into my Doritos™ Mountain Dew™ Minecraft Warchest
>Only a few cans left, needed to verify 14 times last night
>Still feel sick after the 14 cans
>Force it down and grumble "mmmm that really hit the spot"
>Xbox does nothing
>I attempt to smile
>"Connecting to verification server"
>...
>"Verification complete!"
>Finally!
>Start playing minecraft on a multiplayer server with a few of my friends
>"ERROR! ATTEMPTING TO STEAL ONLINE GAMEPLAY"
>My mom walks in the room
>"Adding another user, this will be charged to your account, Do you accept?"
>NO!
>"Console entering lock state"
>"To unlock drink verification can"
>Last can
>"WARNING OUT OF VERIFICATION CANS, an order has been shipped to your house and charged to your account"
>Drink half the can, Oh god I'm going to be sick
>Pour the last half outside the window
>"PIRACY DETECTED! PLEASE FINISH THE ADVERTISEMENT TO CONTINUE"
>The Mountain Dew ad plays
>I have to dance for it
>Feeling so sick
>Makes me sing along
>dancing and singing
>"Mountain Dew is for you and me"
>throw up on myself
>throw up on my tv and entertainment system
>router shorts
>"ERROR NO CONNECTION! XBOX ENTERING LOCK MODE"
>"PLEASE DRINK VERIFICATION CAN TO CONTINUE"

*I did get most of this from somewhere else, I just edited and changed most of it*
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Habunake is not online. Habunake
Joined: 13 Jan 2011
Total Posts: 14085
16 Sep 2014 06:20 PM
10/10

ok
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zombie222222 is not online. zombie222222
Joined: 23 Jan 2010
Total Posts: 12662
16 Sep 2014 06:20 PM
late

EXPAND DONG
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StudioAreFan3 is not online. StudioAreFan3
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Total Posts: 16754
16 Sep 2014 06:20 PM
I don't see how this would be different
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BiggleMan is not online. BiggleMan
Joined: 02 Sep 2013
Total Posts: 20418
16 Sep 2014 06:20 PM
>le may may arrows
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shadow350 is not online. shadow350
Joined: 17 Aug 2009
Total Posts: 38153
16 Sep 2014 06:21 PM
"ju ned to pey fiv backs two ple minycreft monty"
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coollime5 is not online. coollime5
Joined: 12 Apr 2012
Total Posts: 19929
16 Sep 2014 06:23 PM
I need to make my own version of this

with Guile's theme

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JGw8DWctAts
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fuzzypumpkin is not online. fuzzypumpkin
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16 Sep 2014 06:29 PM
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16 Sep 2014 06:37 PM
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16 Sep 2014 07:27 PM
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