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| 16 Sep 2014 06:04 PM |
| I'm so tough that I ate a bowl of nails for breakfast without any milk. |
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Larney
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| 16 Sep 2014 06:05 PM |
I can write a whole entire admin gui script with over 100 commands while studying to be a doctor.
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| 16 Sep 2014 06:06 PM |
| I stubbed my toe in the garden and I only cried for twenty minutes. |
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| 16 Sep 2014 06:07 PM |
| I only cried for 20 mins when I look at my calculus homework |
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| 16 Sep 2014 06:15 PM |
i have no legs and yet I"M STANDING RIGHT IN FRONT OF YOU
Help the stupid, they're contagious. |
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| 16 Sep 2014 06:16 PM |
| I'm so tough I... can't think of anything! Boom! <-- Narb |
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Larney
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| 16 Sep 2014 06:17 PM |
@jumpy
Well I can't until I'm a doctor, can I?
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| 16 Sep 2014 06:17 PM |
Im so tough, I had a bowl of cereal, and I ate the bowl.
(Maybe I'm stupid) |
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| 16 Sep 2014 06:18 PM |
| This joke is older than the people telling it at this point |
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| 16 Sep 2014 06:19 PM |
I'm so tough that I'm LOOKING FOR WIZARED GOING 2 CRUSH HEEM
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Fazana
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| 16 Sep 2014 06:19 PM |
I could probably take on 500 heavily armed space troopers.
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with just a Makky .22
~Another post by the pessimistic, cake munching Brit.~ @InsanityBrit |
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andres898
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| 16 Sep 2014 06:19 PM |
im so tough i eat live chickens
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coollime5
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| 16 Sep 2014 06:21 PM |
I'm so tough that I listen to
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JGw8DWctAts
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bio111
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| 16 Sep 2014 06:21 PM |
| ill have you know i stepped on a lego and only cried for a day |
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