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SportsForumCencus is not online. SportsForumCencus
Joined: 06 Aug 2014
Total Posts: 81
10 Sep 2014 03:23 PM
A man was being chased by a tiger. He run as hard as he could until he was at the edge of cliff with the tiger in hot pursuit. The man looked over the edge of the cliff and saw a branch growing out of the side of the cliff a few feet down. He jumped down and grabbed the branch just as the tiger reached the cliff. The tiger growled viciously as the man sighed a great sigh of relief.

Just then a mouse came out from a crevice and begun to chew on the branch. The man looked down to what was drop of a thousand feet and sure death and looked to the heavens and yelled out, "Dear GOD, if You are there, please help. I will do anything You ask but please help."

Suddenly a voice came booming down from heaven, "You will do anything i ask?" it questioned.

The man shocked to hear a reply to his plea yelled back, "I will gladly do anything You ask, but please save me."

The voice from heaven replied, "There is one way to save you but it will take courage and faith."

The branch begun to weaken from the mouse and the tiger was still growing a few feet above the man, "Please, Lord, tell me what i must do and i will do it. Your will is my will."

The voice from heaven then said, "All right then, let go of the branch."

The man looked down to fall of thousand feet and certain death. He looked up at hungry tiger a few feet away and he looked at the mouse still chewing on the branch. Then he looked up at the heaven and yelled, "Is there anyone else up there???"
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rockstar7734 is not online. rockstar7734
Joined: 05 Feb 2012
Total Posts: 17509
10 Sep 2014 03:29 PM
> le 12 year old me
> finds doritos at store
> buys them
> comes home to find that there are no doritos
> feelsbadman.jpg
> suddenly i open bag fully to find doritos cheese powder
> i inhale the powder with my mouth
> feelsgoodman.jpg
> sits down
> watches news
> "doritos cheese powder is bad for yoi, please throw out any cool ranch doritos"
> laughs and stands up to crap
> sits on toilet
> doritos come out my nose,eyes and mouth

true story

☆★Here I am, Rock you like a hurricane★☆
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PhilCoke is not online. PhilCoke
Joined: 10 Aug 2010
Total Posts: 11031
10 Sep 2014 03:35 PM
The man being chased is Ned Yost
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