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| 10 Sep 2014 01:22 PM |
I'm a chinese immagrant. I know english.
"Hi" |
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rose6666
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| 10 Sep 2014 01:24 PM |
| ✈ || || WELCOME TO AMERICA |
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| 10 Sep 2014 01:25 PM |
"NO ✖CHINAS✖ ALLOWED!"
he takes his ☂ and stabs you in the ☺ |
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RJMARE
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| 10 Sep 2014 01:32 PM |
LCHING CHONG HIE LAW!"
Ninjas and samurais appear, breaking through the glass of the airport.
They all shout in usison
"CHING CHONG!" They all shoot u in the ballz |
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BooneHEAD
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| 10 Sep 2014 01:33 PM |
| the dead security officer screams with his dying breath "THE HOLY ✟ WILL SMITE YOU!" |
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| 10 Sep 2014 01:35 PM |
A black samurai cuts off your head shouting "CHING CHONG!"
A ninja cuts off everyone americas pingas |
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| 10 Sep 2014 01:39 PM |
| one of the americans says with his mouth "Just take a ➾ on ➉h street to get the chinese cookie stash" |
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BooneHEAD
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| 10 Sep 2014 01:40 PM |
| and then he stole the cookie stash and drove away in his car. |
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BooneHEAD
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| 10 Sep 2014 01:46 PM |
wait a second
they can't drive |
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rose6666
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| 10 Sep 2014 01:56 PM |
| I tell someone i'm a jew and I get shanked |
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| 10 Sep 2014 01:59 PM |
all of a sudden the police force breaks down the wall to get to where the shanking happened
"Hands up, we got your payment for the job right here." |
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rose6666
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| 10 Sep 2014 02:02 PM |
it turns out i'm actually catwoman and I whip the sh*t out of my racist shanker and make out with batman
"whatsamatter, cat got ur tongue?" |
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| 10 Sep 2014 02:04 PM |
| all of a sudden a cat jumps on your face and rips your tongue out |
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rose6666
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| 10 Sep 2014 02:10 PM |
| it turns out im also wolverine so I grow my tongue back and rip the sh*t out of that p*ssy |
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| 10 Sep 2014 02:18 PM |
a black sumarai slices the cat in half, and eats it
"CING CHONG!" Uh-Oh. it's after you now! |
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| 10 Sep 2014 02:27 PM |
honorababuly chalenge him to a duel with chinese language "CHING CHING CHONG!" |
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rose6666
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| 10 Sep 2014 02:31 PM |
I drop some cutlery on the floor
'CHING CHONG CHANG' |
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