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| 09 Sep 2014 12:04 AM |
a man woke up in a hospital after a serious accident. He shouted "Doctor, doctor, I can't feel my legs!" The doctor replied, "I know you can't I've cut off your arms!"
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Albigory
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dede97
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| 09 Sep 2014 12:05 AM |
Ermagerd that's funny
dude...where's my car? |
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| 09 Sep 2014 12:08 AM |
How did the hipster burn his tongue? He drank his coffee before it was cool.
The dyslexic devil worshipper sold his soul to Santa.
You kill vegetarian vampires with a steak to the heart.
im so done right now |
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Inkswell
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| 09 Sep 2014 12:09 AM |
Man, that poor guy.
Vote El Presidente, or else. |
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reddanger
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