farway
|
  |
| Joined: 15 Jan 2012 |
| Total Posts: 15418 |
|
|
| 07 Sep 2014 05:12 PM |
(This is the 2nd part of a 2-part saga. Find part 1 here: http://web.roblox.com/Forum/ShowPost.aspx?PostID=145593092) Page 1 When Idiot George was at the zoo, he found his biggest dream. That's right. A hot panda. He was hypnotized by it and came walking into the zoo. |
|
|
| Report Abuse |
|
|
farway
|
  |
| Joined: 15 Jan 2012 |
| Total Posts: 15418 |
|
|
| 07 Sep 2014 05:17 PM |
Page 2 He walks through everything. Everyone is shocked. The zookeeper sees George and puts him in a cage with the other monkeys. George hates the zookeeper. Soon he will hatch a plot. |
|
|
| Report Abuse |
|
|
farway
|
  |
| Joined: 15 Jan 2012 |
| Total Posts: 15418 |
|
|
| 07 Sep 2014 05:23 PM |
Page 3 He tries scratching the glass, but it doesn't leave a mark. He tries breaking the glass, but it is a mix of glass and bedrock. He resorts to jumping when he finds a ladder. He climbs up the ladder to find it is night already. "Oooh Oooh ahh ooh ahh!" (This is a good chance) he thought. |
|
|
| Report Abuse |
|
|
farway
|
  |
| Joined: 15 Jan 2012 |
| Total Posts: 15418 |
|
|
| 07 Sep 2014 05:28 PM |
Page 4 He makes it to the top, and jumps exhibit to exhibit. He makes it to the panda exhibit, but it is now 5:30 AM. He gets in and waits for the pandas to wake up. |
|
|
| Report Abuse |
|
|
farway
|
  |
| Joined: 15 Jan 2012 |
| Total Posts: 15418 |
|
|
| 07 Sep 2014 05:40 PM |
Page 5 They finally wake up. George was hiding behind a fake tree in the exhibit. Suddenly, George did what is best not to be explained in this story. |
|
|
| Report Abuse |
|
|
farway
|
  |
| Joined: 15 Jan 2012 |
| Total Posts: 15418 |
|
|
| 07 Sep 2014 06:06 PM |
Page 6 The other pandas were confused. They didn't know what George was doing. That one panda, however, sure did. |
|
|
| Report Abuse |
|
|
farway
|
  |
| Joined: 15 Jan 2012 |
| Total Posts: 15418 |
|
|
| 07 Sep 2014 06:14 PM |
Page 7 The panda liked it. George quickly jumped back into his exhibit. The zookeeper came a few minutes later. George was fast asleep. |
|
|
| Report Abuse |
|
|
|
| 07 Sep 2014 06:16 PM |
inb4r@pe
p.s. this is not a bump disguised as a post |
|
|
| Report Abuse |
|
|
Zoonotic
|
  |
| Joined: 29 Feb 2012 |
| Total Posts: 4736 |
|
|
| 07 Sep 2014 06:16 PM |
i like the beggining
[Lecturing Intensifies] |
|
|
| Report Abuse |
|
|
farway
|
  |
| Joined: 15 Jan 2012 |
| Total Posts: 15418 |
|
|
| 07 Sep 2014 06:19 PM |
Page 8 George thought it would be a good idea to get out of this zoo. He jumped out of his exhibit and went into the streets of Beijing. He traveled through Mongolia, Russia, Lithuania, Bulgaria, Poland, the Czech Republic, until finally stopping for the week in Spain. |
|
|
| Report Abuse |
|
|
farway
|
  |
| Joined: 15 Jan 2012 |
| Total Posts: 15418 |
|
|
| 07 Sep 2014 06:29 PM |
Page 9 This seemed much like Cuba to Idiot George, but different. It didn't look so cruel and unusual. It looked nice there. |
|
|
| Report Abuse |
|
|
farway
|
  |
| Joined: 15 Jan 2012 |
| Total Posts: 15418 |
|
|
| 07 Sep 2014 06:43 PM |
Page 10 George woke up the next morning and took a plane to Ebola. He then finds the hobo with a toupee on the plane. Then, Eric Cartman shoots the pilot. |
|
|
| Report Abuse |
|
|
farway
|
  |
| Joined: 15 Jan 2012 |
| Total Posts: 15418 |
|
|
| 07 Sep 2014 06:48 PM |
Page 11 The plane crashes into the UK and explodes, and everyone dies. Then George wakes up in the North Korean prison camp to find it was a dream. He cries and makes a flood so bad he floats back to Ebola and meets the hobo with the toupee.
The End |
|
|
| Report Abuse |
|
|