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| 07 Sep 2014 03:57 PM |
At school I was feeling sick and my stomach was killing me! We were watching a movie with other classes, so there was like 45 people and the class was silent. There was this warm/hot sensation in my stomach. I kept farting and tried to hide it with coughs. Then all of a sudden I let out this loud fart, and I felt a lot of gas come out. It smelled horrible and like 7 people around me smelled it because it was so strong. Then I let out this small quiet fart and felt something warm run down my leg. Warm diarrhea started pouring uncontrollably out of my butt all over the seat and on my uniform and I couldn't stop it. It was coming out fast and it was warm and bubbling under me onto my seat coming out watery and in chunks that smashed onto me as I sat up and down. Everyone began laughing hysterically and I ran out of the classroom, with a brown stain on my pants and warm diarrhea running down my legs onto my socks, making them damp and leaving drops on the floor. I left a brown smudge on my chair and the class stunk. I went home early. My mom was at work, so I had to take the bus. It was like under 9° and the diarrhea was cold on me and was hardening. When I got on, I had to get on with my backpack around my waist and I had to sit on a paper towel. I was stinking and the wind was blowing and I was farting and people were moving away from me and yelling “it stinks!” |
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| 07 Sep 2014 03:58 PM |
*LOUD GAGGING IN THE DISTANCE* https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mi8za2kTJDs
-Sarkcat123's post account Attitude city! |
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Guy555606
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| 07 Sep 2014 04:04 PM |
I LOL'D I'M SORRY BUT IT'S REALLY GROSS BUT FUNNY AT THE SAME TIME
SF-OT |
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| 07 Sep 2014 04:06 PM |
| HELP ME IM BEING BULLIED ON FACEBOOK |
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Dogejo
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| 07 Sep 2014 04:09 PM |
| learn to go to the bathroom and you'll be fine, trust me |
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| 07 Sep 2014 04:14 PM |
| Have you ever thought about being homeschooled |
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| 07 Sep 2014 04:20 PM |
copypasta ive seen this before
add about 2k to postcount | lel scrub |
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| 07 Sep 2014 04:27 PM |
| I copied and pasted that to google and 2 results were found :3 |
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| 07 Sep 2014 04:29 PM |
| Imagine if this actually happened though |
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| 10 Sep 2014 04:13 PM |
| OMG, i feel so bad for you! everybody has their moments! did people know what you did? are people bullying you? are people reminding you what you did? oh you poor thing! make sure to send me something me back so i can help you! and remember; everybody has their moments! trust me everybody does. |
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| 10 Sep 2014 04:15 PM |
| And I thought I had it worse... |
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| 10 Sep 2014 04:21 PM |
@coolcakegal
I can't tell if you're joking or actually serious about wanting to help...
"Everybody wants to change the world but no-one wants to die" |
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| 10 Sep 2014 04:31 PM |
im sooo sorry i just laughed nonstop cause this is funny and disgusting at the same time xD btw, were teachers in the classroom? couldn't you have raised your hand and say "can I go to the bathroom?" |
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| 12 Sep 2014 04:52 PM |
b1
yay it's sunday or something |
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