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| 06 Sep 2014 10:06 PM |
(page 1) This is George. He lived in Ebola. He was very miserable. But he had one fault. He was too idiotic. |
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| 06 Sep 2014 10:10 PM |
(Page 2) One day George saw a hobo. He had on a toupee. The hobo saw George, too. "What a idiotic little monkey," he thought, "He looks terrible, but I will take him home to save him from Ebola." The hobo put his toupee on the ground, and of course George was idiotic. He came down from the tree to look at the toupee. |
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| 06 Sep 2014 10:16 PM |
(Page 3) George thought it would be nice to pee on the toupee. The toupee had been on the hobo's butt. He peed on it. |
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| 06 Sep 2014 10:21 PM |
(Page 4) The pee flew off and splattered on George’s eyes. He couldn’t see. The man picked him up quickly and injected something in his eyes, then popped him into a bag. George was going to be sent to a prison camp. |
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| 06 Sep 2014 10:27 PM |
(Page 5) The hobo with the toupee put George into le bote, and a fat guy rowed them both across the Ebola-infested water to a big ship. George was happy, but he was still a little idiotic. |
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| 06 Sep 2014 10:31 PM |
(Page 6) On the big ship, babies began to happen. The hobo took off the bag on his head. George sat on a little big stool, and the hobo said, "George, I am going to take you to a prison camp in North Korea. You will like it there. Now run along and die, but please get into trouble." George promised to be bad. It is hard for little monkeys to forget. |
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| 06 Sep 2014 10:36 PM |
(Page 7) On the deck he found some flying spiders. He wondered how they could fly. He was very idiotic. Finally he HAD to die. It looked like Justin Bieber's butt. But- oh, what happened! |
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| 06 Sep 2014 10:40 PM |
(Page 8) First he sang "I BELIEVE I CAN FLY!!!!!" And then he landed into the Ebola-infested water and got Ebola!
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| 06 Sep 2014 10:42 PM |
(Page 9) "WHERE THE HELL IS GEORGE?" The sailors looked and looked. At last they saw him bleeding in the water, and almost dead. |
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| 06 Sep 2014 10:44 PM |
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Go on.
[Welcome To Westfield. We missed you!] |
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| 06 Sep 2014 10:47 PM |
(Page 10) "Man with Ebola!" the sailors cried as they gave him 1000000 anti-Ebola shots, then threw him a life belt. George cried. At last he was safe on board, and without Ebola. |
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| 06 Sep 2014 10:50 PM |
(page 11) After that, George wasn't any more careful to be a bad monkey, until at last the 1-nanosecond trip was over. George said "Die in a fire" to the unkind sailors, and he and the hobo with the toupee walked off the ship on to the shore and on into the city to the local Walgreens. |
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| 06 Sep 2014 10:51 PM |
Go on. [2]
[Welcome To Westfield. We missed you!] |
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| 06 Sep 2014 10:53 PM |
(Page 12) After a bad trash can meal and a 150 year old pie, George felt like vomiting on your mom. |
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| 06 Sep 2014 10:57 PM |
(Page 13) He crawled into the trash can and fell asleep at once. |
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| 06 Sep 2014 11:00 PM |
(Page 14) The next morning the hobo telephoned the North Korean prison camp. George watched him. He was fascinated. Then the hobo went away. George was idiotic. He wanted to telephone, too. Four, two, zero, six, nine. What fun! |
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| 06 Sep 2014 11:06 PM |
(Page 15) DING-A-LING-A-LING! GEORGE HAD TELEPHONED THE MEXICAN PRISON CAMP! The police rushed to the telephone. "Hola y bienvenidos a la prisión local. Ahorra una de ladrones mexicanos." they said. But there was no answer. Then they looked for some Asian kid on the big map that showed where the telephone call had come from. They didn't know it was GEORGE. They thought it was a real Mexican robber. |
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| 06 Sep 2014 11:10 PM |
(Page 16) HURRY! HURRY! HURRY! The Mexican police jumped in the police cars and on to the seats. RRRRRRRRRRRR. "Dios mío! Es un fuego real! En los Estados Unidos!" |
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| 06 Sep 2014 11:14 PM |
(Page 17) The Mexican police rushed into the house. They shot down the door. NO MEXICAN ROBBERS! ONLY a naughty little monkey. "Mátalo! Repito, mátalo!" they cried. George tried to run away. He almost died, but he got caught in the telephone wire, and - |
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