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lol245 is not online. lol245
Joined: 16 Nov 2008
Total Posts: 11446
01 Sep 2014 06:29 AM
So basically what happened...I woke up one morning just like any other day. I was really hungry and I was
running kind of late so for breakfast I had beans, broccoli and leftover chicken tacos that we had for
dinner the night before. It tasted a bit strange but I ate it all rather quickly anyway since I was so
hungry. Then for lunch I had a large egg/bacon burrito as well as some caesar salad. After lunch, I was
in history class and my stomach started making loud, grumbling and whining noises. I was having extremely
bad cramps, and I was sweating really bad. I asked the teacher to go, but he said no.

So anyway, I was sitting there, trying to think of some happy thoughts until class was over.
Then I felt a large stabbing pain in my abdomen and before I knew it, I had crapped in my pants.
A pestilent stench rose around my seat as diarrhea spilled out of my rectum. I felt the warm, wet
diarrhea fill my underwear and it began dripping down my legs into my socks. My legs felt very slippery
and to the point where my shorts were sliding down my legs. My underwear was so overwhelmed with the
weight of the diarrhea that it dropped into my chair.

I stood up and took my underwear, shorts and shoes off and tried to make it to the door. As I stood up,
I let out a HUGE, deafening fart and poop came rocketing out of my butt. Diarrhea and loose poop had
literally covered a good 1/5 of the classroom floor by this point. I stood at my desk for a good 2 minutes
crapping myself. The smell was so bad that another guy ran over to the garbage can and threw up.
Everyone began salvaging their belongings and moved to the very back of the classroom with their shirts
over their noses.

I let out another huge fart and more poop spilled out. Chunks of poop spattered the desks behind me and
covered a girl's knapsack and binder. Chunks of beans and chicken floated around in the massive puddle of
brown diarrhea.

I felt a massive hot flash and my shirt was soaked from sweat so I took it off. I was bare naked by
this point. I tried running over to the door and tripped on the floor as more diarrhea spilled out of my
butt. My entire bottom half of my body was brown from the poop. I then left a muddy trail as I stumbled
all the way to the door, still pooping myself. By this time, the teacher had called the nurse to come and
get me.

I tried opening the door but I had no strength left so I collapsed to the floor. As my body slid down the
door, a huge grumbling feeling occurred in my stomach. I then let out huge farts and more diarrhea came
rocketing out of my body, covering the walls and all. Explosive diarrhea came out of my butt like
fireworks, all over the desks and walls. Green chunks exploded out of my butt, then yellow, then brown,
then green again and so on.

Nobody could evacuate the class because the floor in front of the door was covered in my diarrhea.
I heard everybody laughing at me and I started crying.. Even the teacher was laughing at me! The nurse
came up and opened the door for me and helped me off the floor. As she helped me up, more diarrhea came
out. It was all watery and multicolored, and it got all over the nurse as well. Other classes nearby had
heard the racket so they opened up their doors and started making fun of me.

My mom couldn't pick me up from school because of work so I had to ride home in a cab, naked. My clothes
were all dirty and there were no clothes that I could change into. I'm honestly really scared about going
back to school tomorrow. Everybody is going to make fun of me. Is there still hope for me? I'm fairly new
to this school, so does this pretty much thwart my chances of making friends and getting a g/f?
Will girls like me after this? I really need to know. I am crying right now as I type this
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Zeryle is not online. Zeryle
Joined: 08 Apr 2011
Total Posts: 12023
01 Sep 2014 06:31 AM
my sides
i cannot breathe
omg


ᶼᵋʶʸᶥᵋ ᵗʰᵋ ᶜᵃᵗ
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81U is not online. 81U
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01 Sep 2014 06:31 AM
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CuteStuf101 is not online. CuteStuf101
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01 Sep 2014 06:32 AM
i am so sorry but you probably iwll never have a chance
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XoteI is not online. XoteI
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01 Sep 2014 06:32 AM
its labor day tomorrow
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lol245 is not online. lol245
Joined: 16 Nov 2008
Total Posts: 11446
01 Sep 2014 06:35 AM
GUYS HELP
THEY SAW MY ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
HELP
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ItsSilv3r is not online. ItsSilv3r
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01 Sep 2014 06:36 AM
ROFL LMAO
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CuteStuf101 is not online. CuteStuf101
Joined: 20 Mar 2013
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01 Sep 2014 06:36 AM
your dead
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Elemix is not online. Elemix
Joined: 26 Jul 2014
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01 Sep 2014 06:41 AM
lol'd
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EliteHunter39 is not online. EliteHunter39
Joined: 18 Mar 2013
Total Posts: 4413
01 Sep 2014 06:43 AM
http://www.amaz on.com/Hari bo-Gummi-Bea rs-S ugar-Free/d p/B0 00EVQWKC/ref=cm_c r_pr_b dcrb_top?i e=UTF8

Remove dem spaces.

Read the Reviews.

Be careful of gummy bears.
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TeddGames101 is not online. TeddGames101
Joined: 22 Jul 2013
Total Posts: 10255
01 Sep 2014 06:45 AM
This is sad. Not funny.
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27cricket27 is not online. 27cricket27
Joined: 01 Apr 2013
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01 Sep 2014 06:45 AM
This is copied.
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TeddGames101 is not online. TeddGames101
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01 Sep 2014 07:36 AM
who am i kidding lmfao
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XoteI is not online. XoteI
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01 Sep 2014 11:00 AM
let morning RTexperience our giggles
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hanniebanans is not online. hanniebanans
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Total Posts: 9817
01 Sep 2014 11:04 AM
Is this for real? I hope you're okay
Though I doubt that this really happened because the part when you crapped your pants was a tad exaggerated
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Fedorenko is not online. Fedorenko
Joined: 10 Mar 2013
Total Posts: 2951
01 Sep 2014 12:13 PM
i'm moist over this post
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hanniebanans is not online. hanniebanans
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26 Dec 2014 06:15 AM
This thread lol
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rstvked is not online. rstvked
Joined: 03 May 2014
Total Posts: 17809
26 Dec 2014 06:16 AM
dude u dont have to be sad rember u r u u r unique u r vry special in lots of way u r amazin u r wat makes the caterpillar turn into a buterfly rember u is u u is awesome man
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elitehaloman is not online. elitehaloman
Joined: 27 Jan 2012
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26 Dec 2014 06:32 AM
tl;dr

They always come back.
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lol245 is not online. lol245
Joined: 16 Nov 2008
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26 Dec 2014 05:05 PM
when did i post this?
lol
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hassib123 is not online. hassib123
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26 Dec 2014 05:08 PM
heres an idea, move to canada
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