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| 31 Aug 2014 02:20 PM |
save money on expensive binoculars by just standing closer to the object you want to look at.
put pedals on your wheelchair so your arms don't get tired.
if your phone gets wet, place it in a bag of rice. the rice will attract asians who will fix it for you.
shoot yourself with small caliber bullets so you can gain an immunity to larger ones.
when you're downloading a file, flip your screen sideways so gravity helps the download.
stuck in a police station? call 911 and pretend you are the police chief, demanding that they let you go
train yourself to be able to lift more than your body weight, sit on a chair, lift the chair, and fly
if you have a stutter, refrain from saying the word 'ghost'. otherwise people might think there is one behind them.
a gun is like a coupon that works anywhere
cold? stand in a corner! all corners are 90 degrees!
while playing paintball or laser tag, use a knife to conserve ammo. |
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| 31 Aug 2014 02:22 PM |
"if your phone gets wet, place it... asians who will fix it" xd [~may the force be with you~] |
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| 31 Aug 2014 02:24 PM |
"a gun is like a coupon that works anywhere"
Agreed |
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| 31 Aug 2014 02:25 PM |
died
but srsly m9 join the underseers or get shrekt'd :^) |
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| 31 Aug 2014 02:36 PM |
"when you're downloading a file, flip your screen sideways so gravity helps the download."
died
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| 31 Aug 2014 03:12 PM |
"cold? stand in a corner! all corners are 90 degrees!"
I cry everytime.
-Common Sense: Use it. |
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