aaaddddhg
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| 09 Jul 2014 07:55 PM |
| One day, Aaaddddhg's brother, MooseMagoo invited him to a fight at the Meadows, a "six versus six" sword match. Aaaddddhg was pwning the likes of ArtimexTheory, MapleTheory, and StrangerBlox, when all of the sudden, Aaaddddhg was banished to the Crossroads by ArtimexTheory for pwning so hard. At the Crossroads, Aaaddddhg ran into Valorite, his arch nemesis. Aaaddddhg would insult Valorite harshly by calling him things like "Valowrong" and "Valerie". Eventually, Aaaddddhg fought through Valorite, a bunch of n00bs, and some experienced warriors. He then befriended and enslaved a huge clan of guests. Aaaddddhg and his squad of slave-guests had to embark on a tremendous journey all the way back to ArtimexTheory's Meadows. After parting from the Crossroads, Aaaddddhg and his army of guests ended up in Glasshouses, there they met Builderman. Builderman offered to teleport Aaaddddhg and his army of guests back to the Meadows, but Aaaddddhg refused and used a rocket launcher on Builderman. Aaaddddhg then decided to give a name to his army, so he decided to brilliantly call them "the n0b pwnin gests". Aaaddddhg and the n0b pwnin gests then made it to Spookytown, Aaaddddhg's newly established village. He decided to claim Spookytown as his fortress and he claimed it as a base for his guests. After brutally slaughtering all of the original inhabitants of Spookytown, Aaaddddhg brought his army of guests to Swordfight on the Heights. At the Heights, he met Telamon. Telamon offered Aaaddddhg three wishes. Aaaddddhg quickly declined and ordered Guest 238 to kill Telamon. After vanquishing Telamon, the n0b pwnin gests ventured off to Fort Consecratio, an underwater base owned by Aquakid1. Aquakid1 joined Aaaddddhg and his Guests on the hunt for ArtimexTheory and his group. After swimming from Fort Consecratio, the gang ended up at a distant island called Jetpack Land. From there, PilotLuke equiped the team with jetpacks. The team decided to blow up Jetpack land and PilotLuke. The team flew all the way to Matt Dusek's skyscraper. On the skyscraper, Aaaddddhg, Aquakid1, and the Guests met Matt Dusek. Matt Dusek offered to give them a spaceship to get to the meadows quicker. Aquakid1 quickly sliced Matt Dusek and took the spaceship anyway. Aquakid1 was known to be a wonderful flight expert, so he decided to drive the ship. Aaaddddhg and the Guests got cozy in the spaceship while Aquakid1 initiated takeoff. Aquakid1 launched the spaceship. This was a terrible idea, for Aquakid1 can only fly planes and himself. The spaceship with the team crash landed on Disturbed Planet. A good 50% of Aaaddddhg's army of guests were KO'd by the crash. Aaaddddhg, Aquakid1, and 50% of the guests continued the journey in space. The team ran into Stealth Pilot, who established a small colony on the Disturbed Planet. Stealth Pilot kindly offered to repair the spaceship. Aaaddddhg had to act fast, so he ordered his Guests to invade Stealth Pilot's colony. Then, Aquakid1 shot Stealth Pilot with an arrow, KO'ing him. After the colony was taken over and the inhabitants were executed, Aaaddddhg and the team ran into Batmancaprisun and Craigp20. The two were rebels who established their own little rebel colony on the Disturbed Planet. Craigp20 claimed he was "hunting wabbits" and Batmancaprisun started firing rockets at Aaaddddhg's team of guests. Aquakid1 took Batmancaprisun and put him in the only working spaceship. Aquakid1 then proceeded to launch the team's only escape route into deep space. Aaaddddhg and the Guests looked at Aquakid1 in disbelief. Craigp20 then had a wonderful idea. Craigp20 recommended we hunt wabbits. The n0b pwnin gests then ventured out into the forests of the Disturbed Planet. The wabbits were ravenous monsters who killed Aaaddddhg's whole team. The Disturbed planet was completely wiped of all ROBLOXian inhabitants. Aaaddddhg, Aquakid1, Craigp20, and Batmancaprisun all woke up in Banland, a place where immoral ROBLOXians are sent when they are KO'd. There, the four warriors found Telamon. Telamon recognized Aaaddddhg and attacked him. Batmancaprisun then launched a missile at Telamon and KO'd him instantly. Telamon quickly respawned in Banland right above the team, so the team found a jeep from Heli Wars and jumped in it. The squad then drove it as fast as they could. They stupidly had Craigp20 drive the jeep and ended up crashing right into the blackhills, a mountain range in Banland. Aquakid1 noticed a light all the way on top of the blackhills...it looks like it leads somewhere. Aaaddddhg quickly called up his best Guest, Guest 1. Guest 1 answered his phone, Aaaddddhg said; "Guest 1, we need you to die again so you can come to Banland and help me out". Guest 1 then KO'd himself by bouncing a slingshot off of a wall in Spookytown. Guest 1 appeared in front of Aaaddddhg, at the foot of the blackhills. Guest 1 used his super strength and lobbed each member of Aaaddddhg's team straight for the bright hole above the blackhills. Aaaddddhg, Aquakid1, Craigp20, and Batmancaprisun ended up in Aaaddddhg's Malicious Obby. Aquakid1 abused his admin abilities and skipped all the way to level 20. After Aaaddddhg, Craigp20, and Batmancaprisun fairly beat all 20 levels, Aquakid1 was far ahead of them. After beating the obby, the squad found themselves in Chaos Canyon. In Chaos Canyon, the team met ROBLOX. ROBLOX wanted to grant Aaaddddhg and his team 3 wishes. Aaaddddhg wasn't about to fall for that one, so he used a superball and hit ROBLOX off of a cliff. The team then ventured off to the teleporters in Chaos Canyon, one of them lead straight to ArtimexTheory's Meadows. The team arrived in the Meadows, once Aaaddddhg's name was spotted, ArtimexTheory said ":place all 1818" |
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| 09 Jul 2014 08:00 PM |
tl;dr
even my cancer has cancer |
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tapinosis
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| Joined: 13 Jan 2009 |
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| 09 Jul 2014 08:08 PM |
| there's nothing short about this |
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Valorite
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| Joined: 23 May 2014 |
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jebjordan
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| Joined: 18 Oct 2010 |
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| 10 Jul 2014 12:46 AM |
Wasn't short But I still read it. I liked it!
~ "One who gives will also receive and one who receives should also give." |
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Valorite
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CyanTitan
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| Joined: 14 May 2011 |
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| 10 Jul 2014 01:18 PM |
short version:
aaaddddhg whipped there butts |
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| 10 Jul 2014 01:53 PM |
| A beautiful classic known only by a few which should be known by all. |
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Zanzy5
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| Joined: 22 Mar 2010 |
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| 10 Jul 2014 01:53 PM |
| give me the long version please |
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Valorite
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| Joined: 23 May 2014 |
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| 10 Jul 2014 03:33 PM |
| I'll make a story way better than this with me murdering Aaaddddhg >:c |
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Valorite
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| Joined: 23 May 2014 |
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| 10 Jul 2014 04:13 PM |
My story is better, read it pl0x;
http://www.roblox.com/Forum/ShowPost.aspx?PostID=139911237 |
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mja2776
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| Joined: 17 May 2011 |
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| 10 Jul 2014 06:46 PM |
| Why would i not be in this the creepy one looking at them with my majetic eyes of creepy :C I would have been the part that every one hated tho DX |
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aaaddddhg
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| Joined: 07 Mar 2009 |
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| 11 Jul 2014 06:27 AM |
| I'll try to include more small roles for all the little people in my ROBLOXian life. Stay tuned for "Aaaddddhg: The Musical!" |
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| 11 Jul 2014 06:28 AM |
| I nearly fainted at your humongous word wall |
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| 26 Aug 2014 11:54 PM |
Honestly just skimmed through it for two reasons:
1. It looked my a bunch of spam, lmao.. 2. It looked like one of those contracts no one reads when they are installing something online.. |
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Valorite
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| Joined: 23 May 2014 |
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TheBurd
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| Joined: 10 Apr 2012 |
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| 28 Aug 2014 07:23 PM |
| So many terrible names, this is not a worthy story, WAGHuhhm! |
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