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Tinfold is not online. Tinfold
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28 Aug 2014 04:25 PM
The Toilet Challenge

It was time for the one-on-one parent conference in which my Kindergarten self had to take part in. I was playing with the class Legos whilst my mother talked to my teacher about stuff. All of the sudden, I felt a sharp pain in my stomach. Nature was taking its course. It wanted me to void my bowels. I darted into the bathroom, unzipped my pants and unbuckled my pants as quickly as my little hands could carry me. I could feel the malicious feces in my stomach as they quickly slipped into ready position. I hurriedly sat on the toilet and let the Kraken slip wearily through the south side. I felt a surge of relief course through my body, but that all ended seconds after it started. I saw how far the toilet paper was from me, taunting me, haunting my dreams. I knew I was doomed as I desperately clawed at the beckoning, crying toilet paper roll. I knew that toilet paper wanted to clean me, but it was no good. I cried for help, my voice echoing all throughout the bathroom, failing to be noticed. I quickly realized that the only way I could get to the toilet paper was for me to stand up, and that was to risk the last of my glory cascading to the ground. "This is it," I thought, "this is the end." I had to take the risk of getting up, I had no other choice. Besides, nobody would know. I would hide all of the evidence. I knew I could. I stood up as fast as a rabbit and grabbed the toilet paper roll with my furious hands. "I did it," I yelled, "I DID IT!" I returned to the toilet seat like a runner in a marathon, as I defecated the last of my bowels' contents into the toilet. Oh yes, today was a victory.
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Tinfold is not online. Tinfold
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28 Aug 2014 05:20 PM
noobs
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NottheNameIWant is not online. NottheNameIWant
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28 Aug 2014 05:27 PM
that was actually fairly well-written
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awesom914 is not online. awesom914
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28 Aug 2014 05:28 PM
This is one of the dumbest things I have ever read
-1000 to IQ

Doktor, i can haz an interwebz?
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Tinfold is not online. Tinfold
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28 Aug 2014 05:39 PM
u are one of the dumbest things i have ever read

ahaha habaah a a ahaa yiur mom
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