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Re: This wall street thing is just like d|ckbutt

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devDave is not online. devDave
Joined: 28 Nov 2013
Total Posts: 7287
24 Aug 2014 01:50 AM
it rlly is like it I mean come on you never expect it
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MrSwallow is not online. MrSwallow
Joined: 15 Sep 2011
Total Posts: 11376
24 Aug 2014 01:51 AM
Did wolf do something bad?



I keep seeing those annoying post about him :/
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WallStreetWolf is not online. WallStreetWolf
Joined: 19 Jun 2014
Total Posts: 2793
24 Aug 2014 01:52 AM
WallStreetWolf is perhaps the most invigorating life form to ever grace this planetary system. Why is he so amazing? It's quite simple really. Let me take you back to his birth. From a young age, WallStreetWolf was fed a strict diet of 50% cocoa bean chocolate morsels and the urine of a rare breed of blue jay that resided only in the highest mountains in the jungles of Chile. Through this special diet he inherited the strength of an autistic orangutan with bionic arms. But it isn't his physical strength that makes him so impressive. It's his intellectual ability. This man has such a plethora of brain power that if you were to attach a pair of spark plugs to either side of his brain and then attach the reverse ends to a car battery in an attempt to jump start the car, the car would dissipate rather than exploding, and where once there was a Toyota Prius, there now would be a Hummer with former president John F. Kennedy inside. Yeah, HE CAN REVIVE PEOPLE. Now, there is a draw back to all of this. You see, due to the diet's experimental condition, not all of the side effects were taken into consideration. It turns out that the blue jays were not bred entirely correctly, and an issue in the 23rd chromosome of the species caused the excretions to transfer an intolerance of lactose to its consumer. So for the entirety of his life, WallStreetWolf was cursed with the inability to feast on the finest cheeses of the world. Gouda, provolone, Swiss, Parmesan, bleu, and all other cheeses were out of the question. Perhaps most devastating - cream cheese. For many years, he didn't feel like carrying on. How could one man survive an eternity with the knowledge that he wouldn't be able to consume a delicious parfait without a mild gaseous episode? This information has been presented to you under the hopes that you will have more tolerance for his deformity. Recently, WallStreetWolf has been undergoing extreme mockery from his peers of this subforum, and does not feel comfortable here anymore. He turned to me as his last hope, and I comprised this message in the hopes that you will find it in your heart to accommodate this crippling disability. We request that no longer will the mentioning of dairy products take place, and that any slang terms hinting at his disability such as 'dairy farmer' or 'porch cow' be obliterated from your vocabularies. It's a simple adjustment that will help welcome him back into our community so that his supremacy may be proven without discrimination.
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LunaScamander is not online. LunaScamander
Joined: 25 Jan 2010
Total Posts: 41516
24 Aug 2014 01:53 AM
I have literally asked you guys to go into overdrive.. to push yourselves, to get you guys that next step that weve wanted to go, you know. We have taken that step, we've all done this as one clan, one.. team. But we're not there yet. We still aren't - we've still got one more clan left to go. Just one. We, have apparently have been ratted out by someone in this TeamSpeak, but it matters not. Because tomorrow, we're going to be marching on their doorstep. It matters not that they know now but apparently we've been ratted out and it looks like we already have a confirmation of who. Shame on you.
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MrSwallow is not online. MrSwallow
Joined: 15 Sep 2011
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24 Aug 2014 01:54 AM
NOT TOBERS SPEECH!



OMG!
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BigCat20 is not online. BigCat20
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24 Aug 2014 01:54 AM
wow i actually forgot luna existed
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LunaScamander is not online. LunaScamander
Joined: 25 Jan 2010
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24 Aug 2014 01:55 AM
wow i actually forgot you existed too
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BigCat20 is not online. BigCat20
Joined: 04 Jan 2011
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24 Aug 2014 01:56 AM
i dont exist

let me fade back into your sub conscious peacefully
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MrSwallow is not online. MrSwallow
Joined: 15 Sep 2011
Total Posts: 11376
24 Aug 2014 01:56 AM
OOPOOOOOOOO
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groovyclone is not online. groovyclone
Joined: 17 Apr 2010
Total Posts: 11275
24 Aug 2014 02:01 AM
Luna is an urban legend........
That's her ghost....
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