Insersion
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| 24 Aug 2014 01:43 AM |
i need a break from el.. please don't say vak void tgi hive
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Limitex
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| 24 Aug 2014 01:44 AM |
BHb
We consider ourself family
Do a lot of fun raids and meadows Can e strict
Amazing sf clan when raiding
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robb12
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Yo911
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PIebeian
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Venezious
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| 24 Aug 2014 01:54 AM |
Stygian Redemption.
Skill wise, we're very good. Activity wise, I can honestly say that we're improving in leaps and bounds considering the recruiting we've been doing lately.
I personally believe you'd do well in SR, and helping us move forwards and achieving our goals.
We're also a sword clan, if that is your interested clan to join. |
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| 24 Aug 2014 01:55 AM |
WallStreetWolf is perhaps the most invigorating life form to ever grace this planetary system. Why is he so amazing? It's quite simple really. Let me take you back to his birth. From a young age, WallStreetWolf was fed a strict diet of 50% cocoa bean chocolate morsels and the urine of a rare breed of blue jay that resided only in the highest mountains in the jungles of Chile. Through this special diet he inherited the strength of an autistic orangutan with bionic arms. But it isn't his physical strength that makes him so impressive. It's his intellectual ability. This man has such a plethora of brain power that if you were to attach a pair of spark plugs to either side of his brain and then attach the reverse ends to a car battery in an attempt to jump start the car, the car would dissipate rather than exploding, and where once there was a Toyota Prius, there now would be a Hummer with former president John F. Kennedy inside. Yeah, HE CAN REVIVE PEOPLE. Now, there is a draw back to all of this. You see, due to the diet's experimental condition, not all of the side effects were taken into consideration. It turns out that the blue jays were not bred entirely correctly, and an issue in the 23rd chromosome of the species caused the excretions to transfer an intolerance of lactose to its consumer. So for the entirety of his life, WallStreetWolf was cursed with the inability to feast on the finest cheeses of the world. Gouda, provolone, Swiss, Parmesan, bleu, and all other cheeses were out of the question. Perhaps most devastating - cream cheese. For many years, he didn't feel like carrying on. How could one man survive an eternity with the knowledge that he wouldn't be able to consume a delicious parfait without a mild gaseous episode? This information has been presented to you under the hopes that you will have more tolerance for his deformity. Recently, WallStreetWolf has been undergoing extreme mockery from his peers of this subforum, and does not feel comfortable here anymore. He turned to me as his last hope, and I comprised this message in the hopes that you will find it in your heart to accommodate this crippling disability. We request that no longer will the mentioning of dairy products take place, and that any slang terms hinting at his disability such as 'dairy farmer' or 'porch cow' be obliterated from your vocabularies. It's a simple adjustment that will help welcome him back into our community so that his supremacy may be proven without discrimination. } |
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