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| 12 Aug 2014 03:53 PM |
Q: What do you get when you cross a raven with a mad dog?
A: A ravin' lunatic. |
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| 12 Aug 2014 04:11 PM |
shrek joke af
knock knock who's there olive olive who olive in a swamp
gg i win |
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| 12 Aug 2014 04:15 PM |
q.if a banana is a car
then wut is a bananacar
a. for u to guess |
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| 12 Aug 2014 04:17 PM |
i think u mean banana boat
but k
i think if a banana is a car
a bananacar must be
a banana car car made out of bananas
or wait... a BANANA MADE OUT OF A CAR |
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| 12 Aug 2014 04:17 PM |
What did one computer say to the other?
010101101010101010101 |
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| 12 Aug 2014 04:18 PM |
w8 a sec thats not a joke thats a riddle
or sumthing
damn it |
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| 12 Aug 2014 04:21 PM |
Q: Why did the calf cross the road?
A: To get to the udder side. |
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| 12 Aug 2014 04:27 PM |
why did the man cross the road
to get to the otherside, dumbazz... |
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| 23 Aug 2014 03:12 PM |
Q.How do you make seven an even number?
A.Take the s out! |
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| 23 Aug 2014 03:13 PM |
Q:How do you make a fruit punch?
A:Give it boxing lessons. |
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| 23 Aug 2014 03:21 PM |
?= Where did the sheep go on for their date A= The baaaar
?= Where did the cows go on for their date A= The moovies
?= What do u call the horse who lives next to you A= Your Neighhhbor |
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| 23 Aug 2014 04:49 PM |
| This belongs in ot, not gc =| |
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| 23 Aug 2014 04:57 PM |
Q: what do you call some newbag making "chatrooms" on GC
A: a fail tryhard |
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| 23 Aug 2014 05:03 PM |
Q: what do you call a AFREDENEUMAN
A: a fail tryhard |
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| 23 Aug 2014 05:08 PM |
why did the chicken cross the road idk he was dumb
bitte ein bier |
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| 23 Aug 2014 06:50 PM |
I have a great one:
Question: What did the optometrist say to Rick Perry?
Answer: Eye don't know! |
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| 23 Aug 2014 07:07 PM |
Q: What do you get when you cross a karate expert with a pig? A: A porkchop.
Q. What do you get when you cross a mouse with a squid? A. An eektopus!
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| 23 Aug 2014 07:14 PM |
| A duck walks into a over 7-11 and says "Give me some Chapstick, put it on my bill!" But the cash register attendee doesn't speak English and cannot understand him. He does, however, question whether his God is punishing him because as all people know, Ducks cannot speak, however, this hallucination must be punishment for a horrid misdeed. The employee breaks down into tears and begins reciting prayer. The duck, slightly miffed, walks out, pondering why he'd need Chapstick anyway, since he has no lips. |
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