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| 23 Aug 2014 05:28 AM |
Due to multiple violations of the Imperial Pact, and direct disregard of the people of Esoteria, The Vaktovian Empire has declared an immediate state of action against the Esoterian government. All Esoterian officers and soldiers of the Crystal Nation must do the following to come to a full surrender:
-They must break down any statues of Crystal55 and rebuild them into statues of Emperor Vaktus. Also, any remnants of Crystal55 art or architecture must be plastered with things from ISOLAYTOR for obvious reasons, and to show that you have come to a complete surrender to Vaktovian forces.
-They must ban all food from the planet, and give the Vaktovian Empire full control over the Esoterian people to turn them into full fledged Vaktovians. Each citizen must cut his arm and sacrifice a Frostarian with a Vaktovian Grade knife while yelling: "glory to vaktovia1111!1!!!" each one of the citizens must be verified by Planetary Defense and loyalty commander Yeller.
-Crystal55 must shave Vaktus's body with a Vaktovian grade razor, and cover herself in the holy hair to announce that she has surrendered to the all mighty Vaktovian Empire. After she is covered in the hair, she must do the boop boop (In order to understand what this majestic ceremony is ask Vaktovian Sargent Vulkannexxus ) and do the boop boop for a total of 24 hours with Vaktus in the Vaktovian capital on screen in front of the entire Vaktovian planet.
-The planet must be Vaccified and destroyed in name of emperor vaktus
After this is over, Crystal55 must say: "glory 2 vaktovia11111" before being taken to immediate VACcination.
Glory.
Forgot to mention that any emotion on screen is most certainly a punishable offense
GLory!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
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| 23 Aug 2014 05:30 AM |
| Also, i am a scribe and messenger of my supreme lord emperor Vaktus. |
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| 23 Aug 2014 05:31 AM |
wtf
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| 23 Aug 2014 05:31 AM |
Striker, action against this event is due for an immediate Vaktovian invasion within 2 centuries since our space travel technology isn't exactly that good yet
but u wait
we'll get u
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| 23 Aug 2014 05:33 AM |
Of course you are because Vaktus ignored all the Generals and the supreme general and picked you like: "Gannex...no, OIdmachine...no, Gargix...no, Bisho...no, ProEvil...no, Astro...no, Weaponization yes!"
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| 23 Aug 2014 05:34 AM |
| silence minion, do not question father vaktus's actions!!!! |
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| 23 Aug 2014 12:43 PM |
bump
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