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| 22 Aug 2014 08:42 PM |
| How many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog's house? |
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| 22 Aug 2014 08:43 PM |
...are you ok, op? do you need some water? mints? anything??
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| 22 Aug 2014 08:44 PM |
Mints don't apply in this equation.
Unless the moon is setting on the third Sunday in June. |
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| 22 Aug 2014 08:44 PM |
| green, because obviously a toilet in iceland was clogged 39 years ago and a part of the CNPP reactor was found in america on a school bus |
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| 22 Aug 2014 08:45 PM |
| The answer is very likely Delaware, France. |
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| 22 Aug 2014 08:46 PM |
| No, that's only if cabbage is grown at a constant rate in Holland. |
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| 22 Aug 2014 08:50 PM |
| I think it's possible to define this by counting every atom in the total content of polymethyl methacrylate found on the third moon of the sixty-fifth planet orbiting PSR B1257+12 in an alternate reality as imagined by Pope John XIV. |
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| 22 Aug 2014 08:55 PM |
| I think you mean Pope John XI. |
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| 22 Aug 2014 08:56 PM |
| I'm pretty sure I said Pius IV. |
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| 22 Aug 2014 08:59 PM |
Oh, okay.
But I thought he was busy eating a cabbage at that time? |
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| 22 Aug 2014 09:00 PM |
| Yes, but it was Savoy cabbage, had it been Napa cabbage you would be correct. |
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| 22 Aug 2014 09:01 PM |
You morons are disregarding the fact that if Pickled Peppers are manufactured in Kuwait, then the amount of pancake syrup would decrease significantly, following the laws of Oliver Twist's Sugarcube theorem. Therefore the dog would not be able to excrete massive piles of vanilla rhubarb on the 40th of November.
before you ask a imbecilic question like that one, you should get the facts straight. |
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| 22 Aug 2014 09:01 PM |
Savage cowboys! Savage cowboys everywhere!
i'm a spooky ghost |
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| 22 Aug 2014 09:01 PM |
Oh, I see my flaw.
His cousin was busy naming a moose Gertrude, right?
Granted, the moose repeatedly told him he was male. |
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| 22 Aug 2014 09:02 PM |
| The moose should have properly filed a request with the Department of Energy to be named as a male. |
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| 22 Aug 2014 09:04 PM |
| But he'd have to tell the Canadian Association of Unionized Combatant Kumquats before going to the Department of Energy. |
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| 22 Aug 2014 09:06 PM |
| No, I meant the Department of Energy of the Third Congressional District of Pakistan, Italy. |
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| 22 Aug 2014 09:08 PM |
I thought you were talking about the Natives Tree and Herring National Association.
But, I guess, if you were, you'd have said something about the average rainfall in Sarajevo. |
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| 22 Aug 2014 09:10 PM |
| That depends on the content of tritium found in each camel-shaped raindrop in the church tower in Sarajevo whose height is closer to the average diameter of satellite TV dishes in the southern part of South Sudan, before 1958 but after 1670. |
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| 22 Aug 2014 09:11 PM |
The answer is orange if you factor in the velocity of migrating geese and it is sunny in Japan, Mexico. Of course the answer would change to potato if the request had to go through the International Bureau of Pickled Peppers of Sarajevo.
Respect the science! |
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| 22 Aug 2014 09:11 PM |
| Oh, I forgot about the shape of gravity when avocados attack Germans on Saturdays. |
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| 22 Aug 2014 09:16 PM |
Or when grapefruit rains in Italy on Tuesdays. Also, wouldn't we have to factor in the weight in snoors of an explosive whale to get the color of time?
Respect the science! |
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| 22 Aug 2014 09:17 PM |
Only if the moon is shaped like a duck.
But that can only happen when the Sun, Venus and Neptune align. |
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| 22 Aug 2014 09:17 PM |
| If time is non-linear in an alternate universe populated only by half-cooked clones of Omar Sharif, then yes. |
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| 22 Aug 2014 09:19 PM |
The answer to the original question is simple - eleven halves of two-quarters hogshead; seventeen chain if it's a Saturday.
DanBrowned, the sultan and dark lord of Off Topic. |
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