|
| 22 Aug 2014 12:19 PM |
Well heyooo guys, thank you for checking out the high quality ROBLOX news!! We talk about various topics and set up various challenges, and it's all fun writing to do so!
We've decided that we will officially post articles every weekday for your listening pleasure, plus, we now will host contests and interviews!! -----------
Article #1
Today is an exciting day for fellow ROBLOXians! Or is it...? We have some awesome action going on in Crossroads and Chaos Canyon, but wait, there is a recent shortage of players, why is this? The clan wars are here, yikes! We are hearing chaos everywhere! In the Epic Pwnzer Time Traveler, we see people in medieval times strike like a ninja! We had to avoid many strikes from blades of steel, then, we hired the ROBLOX Space Department (RSD) to send us up to the moon, just to see galactic warriors battling! Don't worry, we had our space helmets on! Then, we traveled through the forest just to discover many people shooting paintballs out of paintball guns, what is this madness! Wait, madness, this is ROBLOXXXX! (not Sparta)!
The clan wars is basically an event that people compete for hats and trophies! That's when it came to me, why not interview a warrior and see why they are battling for some prizes? Here is how it went:
BLOXG: Heyo! - Greenhouses: Hello, I am am a news reporter, can you give some info on why you are participating in this event? - BLOXG: Well, uhm... I really want to get the Golden BLOXXER trophy! - Greenhouses: Why? - BLOXG: Because I'll be promoted to a higher rank! The trophy has sparkles too! - Greenhouses: What's your current rank? - BLOXG: Hmm, I think I'm on the rank 555... - Greenhouses: Neat! - BLOXG: Oh god! Some people are dicing me in have, gotta go! - Greenhouses: See ya mate!
I guess we got some information! Our question to you is, do you like the clan wars? -------------
Article #2
School is coming up! Or, what we usually say, Back to school, is coming up! We're excited to see your opinions for school! We also have some guesses on what September's ROBLOX Card will be! Check it out! (Warning: There are high inquiries of books, lol)
-Pre-calculus for noobs (even noobs can learn per-calculus!) -Pencil in the head (cause arrow in the head is so last year) -Succesful piles of exams! (oh hi, Einstien!) -How to officially Alan (because we all need to know how to Alan) -A, B, C booklet! (A, B, C, D, E, F, T!) -The Big Dictionary (I guess we all need dictionaries) -Sparkletime Apple (Hey look, your apple is shiny) -Backpack (dress in style) -Arrow in the apple (Nice shot Mrs. Jenkins!)
What are your exciting ideas? We'd love to hear them! ---------
In the favourite department-
Our favourite hat of the day is..... The Boss White Fedora!
You can earn this hat by emailing info@roblox.com and emailing them a vulnerable exploit/hack that can do some damage to ROBLOX! There is a rare chance you can get this! ------
Our favourite game of the day is.... The stalker!
Stalk your friends, stalk your foes, stalk anyone! Check out the game, it's made by CloneTrooper! ------------
Our favourite username of the day is.... BrickUser!
I'm friends with this guy, and he has an awesome name, BrickUser...! --------
Our favourite update of the day is.... Dynamic Lightning!
You can light up games in 1...2...3! ----------
In the tutorial department....
I will show you how to sword fight!
Here is some tips!
-Always use mouslock (unless you want to fight old style) -Try and backstabbing -Use your surroundings -Try jumping to dodge attacks -Lunge often
Have any tips to tell some fellow ROBLOXians? Post them here! :) ---------
In the contest department-
We are hosting a fun contest you can participate in! Today's contest theme is.... Building!
Try building a small park, and we will choose our winners! Message your entries to me! :) --------
Thank you for reading our exclusive article, keep an eye out for the next article on Monday! :) |
|
|
| Report Abuse |
|
|
| |
|
| |
|
rockitbro
|
  |
| Joined: 12 Apr 2011 |
| Total Posts: 26757 |
|
|
| 22 Aug 2014 12:27 PM |
"Thank you for reading"
you will never be able to write a report/essay at school if you put that at the end
pancakes n bling | Follow me on Twitter @rockitbro_RBLX |
|
|
| Report Abuse |
|
|
don8m9
|
  |
| Joined: 05 Oct 2013 |
| Total Posts: 3914 |
|
| |
|
|
| 22 Aug 2014 12:29 PM |
| Do you just make this on ROBLOX Forum or do you have website? |
|
|
| Report Abuse |
|
|
|
| 22 Aug 2014 12:29 PM |
| I know, but, there are so many TL:DR's out here, that I decided to put that in, for a reward to the people who actually read! |
|
|
| Report Abuse |
|
|
|
| 22 Aug 2014 12:33 PM |
"Thank you for reading" Hang yourself now
Send pics of socks to @BerbSegat |
|
|
| Report Abuse |
|
|
| |
|
rockitbro
|
  |
| Joined: 12 Apr 2011 |
| Total Posts: 26757 |
|
|
| 22 Aug 2014 12:35 PM |
did you not read my reply
pancakes n bling | Follow me on Twitter @rockitbro_RBLX |
|
|
| Report Abuse |
|
|
|
| 22 Aug 2014 12:38 PM |
| I don't understand how a small phrase can cause a big reaction :/ |
|
|
| Report Abuse |
|
|
rockitbro
|
  |
| Joined: 12 Apr 2011 |
| Total Posts: 26757 |
|
|
| 22 Aug 2014 12:39 PM |
because you should never use that in any writing ever
pancakes n bling | Follow me on Twitter @rockitbro_RBLX |
|
|
| Report Abuse |
|
|
| |
|
|
| 22 Aug 2014 12:40 PM |
| It just smacks of desperation. |
|
|
| Report Abuse |
|
|
|
| 22 Aug 2014 12:41 PM |
| my eyeballs got sucked out of their sockets |
|
|
| Report Abuse |
|
|
rockitbro
|
  |
| Joined: 12 Apr 2011 |
| Total Posts: 26757 |
|
|
| 22 Aug 2014 12:42 PM |
"Fine :/"
ok then op whatever then not my fault if you lose points on a report at school for putting "Thank you for reading"
pancakes n bling | Follow me on Twitter @rockitbro_RBLX |
|
|
| Report Abuse |
|
|