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| 18 Aug 2014 11:18 PM |
Every single day I imagine of my crush being ripped away from me and thrown into a pit and I can't reach he without my skin burning off to my skeleton. After that she says I look too anorexic and doesn't want a sick boyfriend like me. After this I am forced to smile throughout the day as I slowly wait for the final impact of death to end the world and finally rid me of it's stupidity. Constantly I think of thousands of ways the entire human race can die, most of them are quite hilarious. A evil passion takes over me for whenever I see a lizard I grab him and put him on the top of a tree and take squirt him with grape-juice and end making him fall off. I like to capture animals and play with them by speaking to them and then letting them go back into the wild. I also laugh psychotically every time I see death in a game or movie.
But then again, I'm a really nice guy.
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| 18 Aug 2014 11:18 PM |
| now thats what i call edgy |
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| 18 Aug 2014 11:20 PM |
Oh, did you not pay attention to the last bit? I am a really nice guy.
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| 18 Aug 2014 11:21 PM |
It's tame because I am a really nice guy and most of it would be blocked through filter.
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| 18 Aug 2014 11:22 PM |
First off, "Adolf Much?" [Joke completed] "Hmph. This is tame." Compared to what I review Mage? Or, in general? |
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| 18 Aug 2014 11:22 PM |
Creative come come come here snuggle with me under Hwen's fire while I slowly stab you with a shiv I mean read you a story about a mantis' marriage I MEAN umm...
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Cyantic
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| 18 Aug 2014 11:23 PM |
That's tame compared to my imagination.
Yes, that side. But not only that side! I also dream of dark apocalypses too.
It's not all that, pick.
Shut up, pick.
Shut up, Pick Prick. |
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| 18 Aug 2014 11:23 PM |
| I started writing something in response, but none of you would ever EVER look at me the same way again. |
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| 18 Aug 2014 11:24 PM |
-punches-
I SAID ENOUGH WITH THE DAMN BIRDS! |
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| 18 Aug 2014 11:24 PM |
Creative I don't judge I am just a guy... in the corner. Did I ever tell you guys why I've always been in a corner. So when I was a little boy someone through a piece of flaming charcoal on my arm... *trails off in thought*
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| 18 Aug 2014 11:25 PM |
dont tell me what to do n00b
even if i am not bird queen i am still a small budgie
so shhhhh |
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| 18 Aug 2014 11:25 PM |
| I'm serious, it involved...Family. |
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| 18 Aug 2014 11:25 PM |
Sight. I can't believe I have to say this.
Dear people of the RPing forums: (I'm looking at you Creative.) If you have twisted fantasies that could label you a sociopath. Kindly refrain from announcing the existence of these fantasies. |
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| 18 Aug 2014 11:26 PM |
I am totally not Travis' friend trying to troll you guys. >.>
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Cyantic
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| 18 Aug 2014 11:26 PM |
Shut up, Pick Prick.
pick prick
it's catchy
it will catch on |
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| 18 Aug 2014 11:26 PM |
| Shut up, Mage. I believe in what the whispers tell me. You're not even my real dad! |
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| 18 Aug 2014 11:26 PM |
never
not if i have any say in this |
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| 18 Aug 2014 11:26 PM |
Twisted fantasies?
It's tame to what you make hwen review.
I'm still scarred for life.
i burned google
it is dead in holy fire |
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| 18 Aug 2014 11:28 PM |
| Pffft, I've seen some weird stuff. Hole stuff. Poop stuff. |
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| 18 Aug 2014 11:28 PM |
You hear whispers too? Ugm UGM UGPK'A Do they tell you of a golden champion bearing the crimson blood of a god and holding the crown of ice and water coming to free you from the enslavement of the human race to bring you to a more ethereal place?
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| 18 Aug 2014 11:28 PM |
| The whispers normally just tell me to go out and find coffee. |
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