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Re: Always wanted a better Google Glass?

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FartofSwords is not online. FartofSwords
Joined: 11 Aug 2014
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17 Aug 2014 09:26 AM
Then want no more!
From the creators of the CoDaSi and the RaSuPr,
The Poople iGlass+!
The Poople iGlass+ is a more futuristic and better version of the dull Google Glass.
It comes in a wide variety of colors!
'Murican White,
African Black,
Asian Yellow,
and much more!
The Poople iGlass+ also produces a warm, soothing 666*C to your forehead for relaxation!
It can store up to 1 MB! That's a lot of space!
It's purposes are 1337 volume alarm clock, an Internet Explorer browser, and Tic-Tac-No! How fun and useful!
It's a 1$ value for 999$! 999$ will get you 1/10 of a Poople iGlass+! Wow!
We'd give you satisfying reviews from our customers, but they're being arrested for copyright.
So call 1-800-POOPLE-iGLASS+ for YOUR Poople iGlass+ today!

We are not responsible for any damages to your cranium or brain.
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TheOfficialDerpyTime is not online. TheOfficialDerpyTime
Joined: 20 Nov 2010
Total Posts: 28345
17 Aug 2014 09:27 AM
brb, going to pre-order one.

( ง ͡°╭͜ʖ╮͡° ) ง Master lenny will teach you his skills.
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Malchizedek is not online. Malchizedek
Joined: 18 May 2011
Total Posts: 11290
17 Aug 2014 09:27 AM
who said I ever wanted google glass

The Off Topic Uselessness Committee thanks you for the useless information you just deposited.
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iShatteredDemension is not online. iShatteredDemension
Joined: 08 Jul 2014
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17 Aug 2014 09:29 AM
my order won't go in!
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Astrain1 is not online. Astrain1
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17 Aug 2014 09:30 AM
brb, going to pre-order one.[2]

jeb get me the seperatrons
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Inkswell is not online. Inkswell
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17 Aug 2014 09:32 AM
Okay glass, take a picture.

Vote El Presidente, or else.
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FartofSwords is not online. FartofSwords
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17 Aug 2014 09:39 AM
What color would you like your Poople iGlass+ to be in, valued victi-I mean, customer?

Anyways, here's a demonstration of our fine product!

*Man sees dead body*
Man: Oh my god! iGlass+, call 911!
Poople iGlass+: Calling Osama Bin Laden's Terrorist Plane assault service...


Man: Poople iGlass+, call Fred.
Poople iGlass+: No.
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Zaruq is not online. Zaruq
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17 Aug 2014 09:40 AM
I heard it's like 1.5k for a pair
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13randoncult is not online. 13randoncult
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17 Aug 2014 09:41 AM
i cant wait for Lisa from mobiletechreview to review them
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FartofSwords is not online. FartofSwords
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17 Aug 2014 10:54 AM
For just 69$ more, you can get the new Phone feature!
With automatic voice activation!

Demonstration 1:
*Girl calls*
Man: Oh hey, my GF is calling. iGlass+, answer the call.
iGlass+: Declining call...

Demonstration 2:
*Girl calls*
*iGlass+ answers*
Girl: Hey, do you want to go to the new carnival?
Man: iGlass+, tell her yes!
iGlass+: No, you are a fat girl.
Man: No! Tell her I said yes!
iGlass+: Hanging up...
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FartofSwords is not online. FartofSwords
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17 Aug 2014 11:18 AM
We also added a new feature requested by ShrekFarter!
It's called "Alt Fragrance".


Demonstration:
Man: iGlass+! My grandpa is horribly sick! Call an ambulance!
iGlass+: Activating Alt Fragrance...
*iGlass+ farts very deeply*
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FartofSwords is not online. FartofSwords
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17 Aug 2014 11:22 AM
Buy now!
The Poople iGlass+ is amazing!
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FartofSwords is not online. FartofSwords
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17 Aug 2014 11:26 AM
NEED MORE CUSTOMERS
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FartofSwords is not online. FartofSwords
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17 Aug 2014 11:35 AM
NEW COLORS!

Fart alt Green
ODer Pink
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OTRainbowDash5000 is not online. OTRainbowDash5000
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17 Aug 2014 11:37 AM
Is it good for bumming around starbucks pretending to do work?

crush, kill, destroy, swag
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FartofSwords is not online. FartofSwords
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17 Aug 2014 11:39 AM
"Is it good for bumming around starbucks pretending to do work?"

Yes!
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Kyuro is not online. Kyuro
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17 Aug 2014 11:40 AM
brb ordering
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lolsalad26906 is not online. lolsalad26906
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17 Aug 2014 11:45 AM
ordering
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FartofSwords is not online. FartofSwords
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17 Aug 2014 11:54 AM
New feature! Voice activated Rattlesnake protection!

Man: iGlass+! Please protect me from this rattlesnake!
iGlass+: No.
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FartofSwords is not online. FartofSwords
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17 Aug 2014 11:59 AM
NEW COLOR!

Mexican Tan
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FartofSwords is not online. FartofSwords
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17 Aug 2014 12:22 PM
Ijstcijadb
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plastikJoker is not online. plastikJoker
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17 Aug 2014 12:30 PM
Tracking for the lols

//plastikJoker\\ Cadet - Arke | I said jump you delightful Italian stereotype! | ~~ tu tu tu tu tu tu ru ♪♪
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mjf0124 is not online. mjf0124
Joined: 15 Jan 2012
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17 Aug 2014 01:05 PM
Does it come with gun mode?

If everything goes your way,you are on the wrong lane.
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Ouendan is not online. Ouendan
Joined: 20 Dec 2013
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17 Aug 2014 01:05 PM
my internet is crap so no, I don't want one
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FartofSwords is not online. FartofSwords
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17 Aug 2014 01:58 PM
"Does it come with gun mode?"

Yes! For an additional 1,337$!
Here's another demonstration!

*Guy gets robbed*
Guy: iGlass+! Shoot him!
iGlass+: Playing pOPCorn video...
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