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| 17 Aug 2014 09:26 AM |
Then want no more! From the creators of the CoDaSi and the RaSuPr, The Poople iGlass+! The Poople iGlass+ is a more futuristic and better version of the dull Google Glass. It comes in a wide variety of colors! 'Murican White, African Black, Asian Yellow, and much more! The Poople iGlass+ also produces a warm, soothing 666*C to your forehead for relaxation! It can store up to 1 MB! That's a lot of space! It's purposes are 1337 volume alarm clock, an Internet Explorer browser, and Tic-Tac-No! How fun and useful! It's a 1$ value for 999$! 999$ will get you 1/10 of a Poople iGlass+! Wow! We'd give you satisfying reviews from our customers, but they're being arrested for copyright. So call 1-800-POOPLE-iGLASS+ for YOUR Poople iGlass+ today!
We are not responsible for any damages to your cranium or brain. |
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| 17 Aug 2014 09:27 AM |
brb, going to pre-order one.
( ง ͡°╭͜ʖ╮͡° ) ง Master lenny will teach you his skills. |
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| 17 Aug 2014 09:27 AM |
who said I ever wanted google glass
The Off Topic Uselessness Committee thanks you for the useless information you just deposited. |
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Astrain1
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| 17 Aug 2014 09:30 AM |
brb, going to pre-order one.[2]
jeb get me the seperatrons |
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Inkswell
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| 17 Aug 2014 09:32 AM |
Okay glass, take a picture.
Vote El Presidente, or else. |
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| 17 Aug 2014 09:39 AM |
What color would you like your Poople iGlass+ to be in, valued victi-I mean, customer?
Anyways, here's a demonstration of our fine product!
*Man sees dead body* Man: Oh my god! iGlass+, call 911! Poople iGlass+: Calling Osama Bin Laden's Terrorist Plane assault service...
Man: Poople iGlass+, call Fred. Poople iGlass+: No. |
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Zaruq
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| 17 Aug 2014 09:40 AM |
| I heard it's like 1.5k for a pair |
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| 17 Aug 2014 09:41 AM |
| i cant wait for Lisa from mobiletechreview to review them |
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| 17 Aug 2014 10:54 AM |
For just 69$ more, you can get the new Phone feature! With automatic voice activation!
Demonstration 1: *Girl calls* Man: Oh hey, my GF is calling. iGlass+, answer the call. iGlass+: Declining call...
Demonstration 2: *Girl calls* *iGlass+ answers* Girl: Hey, do you want to go to the new carnival? Man: iGlass+, tell her yes! iGlass+: No, you are a fat girl. Man: No! Tell her I said yes! iGlass+: Hanging up... |
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| 17 Aug 2014 11:18 AM |
We also added a new feature requested by ShrekFarter! It's called "Alt Fragrance".
Demonstration: Man: iGlass+! My grandpa is horribly sick! Call an ambulance! iGlass+: Activating Alt Fragrance... *iGlass+ farts very deeply* |
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| 17 Aug 2014 11:22 AM |
Buy now! The Poople iGlass+ is amazing! |
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| 17 Aug 2014 11:35 AM |
NEW COLORS!
Fart alt Green ODer Pink |
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| 17 Aug 2014 11:37 AM |
Is it good for bumming around starbucks pretending to do work?
crush, kill, destroy, swag |
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| 17 Aug 2014 11:39 AM |
"Is it good for bumming around starbucks pretending to do work?"
Yes!
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Kyuro
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| 17 Aug 2014 11:54 AM |
New feature! Voice activated Rattlesnake protection!
Man: iGlass+! Please protect me from this rattlesnake! iGlass+: No. |
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| 17 Aug 2014 12:30 PM |
Tracking for the lols
//plastikJoker\\ Cadet - Arke | I said jump you delightful Italian stereotype! | ~~ tu tu tu tu tu tu ru ♪♪ |
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mjf0124
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| 17 Aug 2014 01:05 PM |
Does it come with gun mode?
If everything goes your way,you are on the wrong lane. |
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Ouendan
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| 17 Aug 2014 01:05 PM |
| my internet is crap so no, I don't want one |
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| 17 Aug 2014 01:58 PM |
"Does it come with gun mode?"
Yes! For an additional 1,337$! Here's another demonstration!
*Guy gets robbed* Guy: iGlass+! Shoot him! iGlass+: Playing pOPCorn video... |
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