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| 14 Aug 2014 01:52 AM |
| HI. I'M GEORGE ZIMMER, CEO AND FOUNDER OF THE MEN'S WEARHOUSE. ON NOVEMBER 1ST, MY HE-SPEWING MAN VOLCANO WILL SIMULTANEOUSLY SLATHER TEN MAJOR CITIES AROUND THE WORLD WITH THICK, CALLOUS SPOOGE. NOT A SINGLE SOUL IN ANY OF THOSE CITIES WILL BE SPARED FROM MY GOD-KILLING GREAT HUNK OF MAN-MEAT. WHEN THE MEDIA ARRIVES TO VIEW MY SP3RM-SOAKED DISASTER, THE SP3RM WILL ATTACK AND DESTROY THEM ON LIVE TV. EACH SP3RM BEING THE SIZE OF A FULL GROWN GERMAN SHEPHERD. WHEN THE WORD GETS OUT TO THE REST OF THE WORLD THAT MY VAST COME-FLUTE IS ON THE LOOSE AGAIN, HAVOC WILL ENSUE. I GUARANTEE IT. |
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| 14 Aug 2014 01:54 AM |
| HI, I'M GEORGE ZIMMER, FOUNDER AND CEO OF THE MEN'S WEARHOUSE. WHEN WALKING DOWN THE HIGH STREET THIS MORNING, MY THEN-FLACCID FEROCIOUS FIRE HYDRANT THREATENING TO TEAR OUT OF MY PANTS, I ENCOUNTERED A WELL-ENDOWED YOUNG LADY WEARING A MINISKIRT SO SHORT THAT IT RESEMBLED A RIBBON. IMMEDIATELY, MY MASSIVE MARAUDING MAN MEAT BEGAN TO EXPAND, SOON FILLING THE ENTIRE STREET AND CATCHING THE EYE OF THIS PRETTY ROSE. WITH ONE TUG OF MY TITANIC TROUSER THRASHER, SHE WAS SLAMMED INTO THE SIDE OF A SKYSCRAPER, CONVENIENTLY SPREAD-EAGLED, ALLOWING ME TO CHARGE AT HER WELL-LUBRICATED LOVE CUP WITH MY PLANET-SIZED PUMPING POLE AND TEAR HER APART FROM THE INSIDE OUT WITH MY PREPOSTEROUS PROTEIN POSEIDON. THE RESULTING R@@PE CAUSED EARTHQUAKES THROUGHOUT THE ENTIRE CITY, AND WHEN I FINALLY RELEASED MY BARRAGE OF BABY BLAMANGE, IT FLOODED THE CITY FOR DAYS, FERTILISING SEVERAL HUNDRED LADIES WITH MY SUPERB SPROG. AFTERWARDS, THEY LICKED UP EVERY DROP. I GUARANTEE IT. |
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| 14 Aug 2014 01:56 AM |
| HI, I'M GEORGE ZIMMER, CEO AND FOUNDER OF THE MEN'S WEARHOUSE. ONE LATE EVENING, AS I WAS YODELING INTO THE CAVERNOUS COOCH OF MY COHABITATION PARTNER, I HAD A BRIGHT IDEA - TO STROKE MY MASSIVE MANLY MEATSICLE OVER THE BURNING FORESTS OF YELLOWSTONE. FIRE SUPPRESANT MAY NOT STOP THE RAGING FLAMES, BUT MY COLLOSAL ZIMMERMEATSTICK CONGLOMERATE WOULD. DOUSING THE FLAMES IN GEORGE'S JOCKSTRAP JUICE WOULD CAUSE THE FLAMES TO IMMEDIATELY EXTINGUISH, LEAVING NOTHING BUT TREES AND SLICK SACK SAUCE WITHIN THE PINES. WHILE WOODLAND ANIMALS WOULD NOT SURVIVE THE TORRENTIAL RAINS OF MY SUPER SPOOGE SYRUP, THE FOREST RANGERS, IF FEMALE, WOULD BE VERY APPRECIATIVE. I GUARANTEE IT. |
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| 14 Aug 2014 01:59 AM |
| HI, I’M GEORGE ZIMMER, FOUNDER AND CEO OF THE MEN’S WEARHOUSE. THAT’S A CUTE STORY, ROBOT GEORGE ZIMMER. BUT I CAN BEST YOU. MY MORTAL MAN MAYONNAISE MAKERS AND MY FLESHY FEMALE FANTASY FULFILLER ARE MORE THAN A MATCH FOR ANY MERE TECHNOLOGICAL TOY. IT WAS SIX MONTHS AGO, AND SPRING HAD COME EARLY. THE LADIES WERE OUT IN FORCE, HUSTLING TO AND FROM THEIR JOBS, OR JUST HAVING FUN IN THE CRISP FEBRUARY AIR. UNTIL I ARRIVED IN NYC, HAVING FLOWN IN ON MY PRIVATE JET. AS ALWAYS HAPPENS AT AIRPORTS, I HAD A LINE OF FLIGHT ATTENDANTS A HUNDRED YARDS LONG, BEGGING FOR A CHANCE TO RIDE MY TANTALIZING TEST,"ICLE TERRIER. MY IN-FLIGHT NAP, ONLY INTERRUPTED BY MY HEXY ONBOARD STEWARDESSES SURREPTITIOUSLY SNEAKING SENSUOUS CARESSES OF MY STUNNINGLY hEXY SUIT AND HEXUALLY SOOTHING SEAMEN ASSAILANT, HAD LEFT ME PREPARED TO PLEASE ALL OF THEM. WITH A FLASH, I WAS INSIDE THE FIRST FLIGHT ATTENDANT, PUMMELING HER PASSAGES WITH PELVIC PROWESS AS SHE SCREAMED IN JOY, SHOCKING MANY ERRANT TRAVELERS AS THE MERE SOUND OF MY EAROTIC PILLAGING BROUGHT THEM TO A MASSIVE SIMULTANEOUS OERGASM. THREE HOURS LATER, I STRODE OUT OF THE AIRPORT WITH A SMILE ON MY FACE, THE ONLY ONE STILL CONSCIOUS. AND MY SUIT WAS STILL IMMACULATE. I GUARANTEE IT |
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WowMan2
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| 14 Aug 2014 02:00 AM |
| Lol what an effective job no one cares about your spam so much that you had to bump thread three times |
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| 14 Aug 2014 02:01 AM |
lead the charge
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| 14 Aug 2014 02:01 AM |
| HI, I'M GEORGE ZIMMER, FOUNDER AND CEO OF THE MENS WAREHOUSE. RECENTLY, I WAS APPROACHED BY QUITE A LUCIOUS LOOKING LADY PERSON. HER BINDING BUST FIGURE IMMEDIATLY FORCED MY TWITCHING GARGANTUAN MAN CANNON TO RAPIDLY EXPAND TO DIVINE ELEPHANTINE DIMENSIONS. THE LADY IN QUESTION, WHO'S BEAUTY WAS ONLY MATCHED BY THAT OF MY COLLOSSAL DOWNSTAIRS DOWEL, WAS ASTOUNDED AND THUS PROCEEDED TO STARE INTENTLY AT MY INTENSIFYINGLY TITANTIC LUST LOG OF INFINITE HEXUAL DESIRE AS IT OBILTERATED MY FINE UNDERWEAR AND TROUSERS CUNNINGLY CONSTRUCTED BY MY DIGNIFIED CHAIN OF RETAILERS. SHE WAS SO FLABBERGASTED AT THE SHEER SIZE AND GRANDEUR OF MY MAGNIFICENT AND IMPRESSIVE ZIMMER BATON THAT I UNDRESSED HER FINE SKIRT AND UNDERWEAR GARMENTS WITH MY PSYCOKINETIC EYES AND SLAMMED MY GIANT OMINOUS VEINY WHALE INTO THE CREVACE OF HER ORIFICE AND DISCHARGED AN ARMY OF MINITURE DAPPER ALBINO BOSNIANS TO COAT THE INSIDES OF HER A@EN@L CAVITY WITH ONLY THE FINEST SMELLING ZIMMER PROTEIN PACKED PENILE PRODUCE. ONCE I HAD FINISHED WITH THE PUPPYLIKE WHLORE, I STAMPED MY NOW ALMOST FLACID STOPC(0CK OF JOY AGAINST THE GROUND AND CHARGED INTO THE NIGHT SKY WITH THE ROCKET FUEL OF A THOUSAND GODS TO CONTINUE MY CRUSADES OF MEAT CLOBBERIN'. I GUARANTEE IT |
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| 14 Aug 2014 02:02 AM |
@wow ur lmad trash that cant rcl
pls leave
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WowMan2
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| 14 Aug 2014 02:05 AM |
| Why are you telling me to leave my own forum? |
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