Vespucius
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| 13 Aug 2014 10:14 PM |
You decided to go out with your friend, he suggested skydiving for your birthday, and you gladly accepted. You remember yourself jumping off that helicopter and pulling that string. It didn't open, you were yelling frantically and soon you were dead, just like that.
You wake up on the ground like it was all a dream, you were on something rocky and rough.
A. Get up B. Too lazy
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Vespucius
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| 13 Aug 2014 10:16 PM |
no its not that game ok
a or b
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altgokujr
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| 13 Aug 2014 10:17 PM |
a
You need to find a way to live through another day |
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Vespucius
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| 13 Aug 2014 10:20 PM |
You work up the energy to lean up, you lean up and see a giant throne, made of gold, and sitting on it is Satan, he was using his nail file until he sees you awake, "Finally, you were out cold for a while. Welcome to Hell, I am Satan. Let me tell you a bit about myself."
A. Pass out B. Try to listen to him C. "Yeah yeah wheres my crap"
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altgokujr
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| 13 Aug 2014 10:21 PM |
b
You need to find a way to live through another day |
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WizBro
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Vespucius
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| 13 Aug 2014 10:25 PM |
You try to listen to the all mighty Satan, nearly falling asleep. "So that's my life-story. You can find your stuff at the Information center, have fun!" You head over and get your key, a bag filled with your personal belongings, and a list of all your sins. You look at the 8 page long list and you look at the first one, "0001. Being on Off Topic" figures.
A. Check out the bag B. Check out your room C. Try to meet some people
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Inkswell
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| 13 Aug 2014 10:27 PM |
C.
Vote El Presidente, or else. |
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| 13 Aug 2014 10:27 PM |
D. Skip all those options and play in a rock concert in hell like this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YKVBWL8F3XE
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Vespucius
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| 13 Aug 2014 10:33 PM |
You go over to Hells park with your bag of stuff slung over your shoulder. You go over to some cool looking Asian playing with his iPod, "Hey, I just died, whats your name?" "David" he says happily. You talk for about an hour, "Yeah, heavens full of Mormons and die-hard Christians." You chuckle. "Alright, gotta go, see ya." you wave goodbye as he leaves.
A. Check out your room B. Check out your stuff
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Inkswell
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| 13 Aug 2014 10:33 PM |
A.
Vote El Presidente, or else. |
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Vespucius
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| 13 Aug 2014 10:39 PM |
You decided to go over to your room, it took you a while to find your room, considering theres billions of dead people in Hell. You look at your room to see a perfectly normal 1-man apartment room. What a life.
A. Chill out in your room B. Go out C. Check your bag
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Inkswell
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| 13 Aug 2014 10:41 PM |
C.
Vote El Presidente, or else. |
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| 13 Aug 2014 10:42 PM |
D. Find the soccer field
You're not in Kansas anymore |
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Vespucius
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| 13 Aug 2014 10:45 PM |
You put your bag down on your bed and unzipped it. Inside you find: an iPod, a Galaxy S5, a ton of CD case, some being (lenny face), some being NORMAL movies, the rest being games. Some snacks, a Tenga Egg, and a picture of you and your family.
A. Sleep B. Go out (You can take two items, if you don't want to just say "Nothing")
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Inkswell
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| 13 Aug 2014 10:46 PM |
B. The lenny movies and vidya games, to show to our new Asian friends.
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Vespucius
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| 13 Aug 2014 10:52 PM |
You go over to Davids apartment, bringing the same duffle bag but only with the movies and video games, with your phone in your pocket. You soon head over to Davids apartment, showing him the DVDs first, making you both excited. ;). You then went on his computer to play some Fallout and TF2. Its night time when you finish with David.
A. Find a night club B. Sleep
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Inkswell
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| 13 Aug 2014 10:55 PM |
B. Sleep, The movies knocked the energy out of our character, right?
Vote El Presidente, or else. |
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Vespucius
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| 13 Aug 2014 10:58 PM |
You decided to sleep, you were pretty tired already.
You woke up next morning and due to your little knowledge on cooking, you decided to go downstairs for breakfast. After finishing, you decide on what to do. You look over at this girl you were eyeing for a while.
A. Talk to her B. Go out C. Stay in
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Inkswell
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| 13 Aug 2014 11:08 PM |
Stay in, we did go on OT, remember?
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Vespucius
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| 13 Aug 2014 11:10 PM |
You decide to go back to your room to stay in and forumed on the Hell forums for a while, its 6 PM now, what do you wanna do?
A. Go out B. Visit David C. Sleep early
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