timpookie
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| 08 Aug 2014 10:43 PM |
| Guys... Please tell me what to do... |
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| 08 Aug 2014 10:43 PM |
Throw a banana at it's nose.
Or is that for sharks...?
Meh. |
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soardlo
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| 08 Aug 2014 10:44 PM |
Fetal position
don't move.
If you can, make sure doors stay closed, hide somewhere small
Goodness Gracious that Booty is Spacious! ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) |
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vamking12
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| 08 Aug 2014 10:44 PM |
| Try to feed it bacon, it will run away and eat it. |
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Riku1257
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| 08 Aug 2014 10:44 PM |
don't fret
its just smokey the bear making his rounds
you're tearing me apart lisa |
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timpookie
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| 08 Aug 2014 10:44 PM |
| Swed's answer seems pretty legit. Brb while I go get a bannana. |
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| 08 Aug 2014 10:46 PM |
Soard, your answer is the worst possible one. And worst yet, you're being serious.
When in conflict with a bear, the best thing is to charge at it. Animals don't like it when their prey charges at them, it scares them and they run away. I've done this with packs of feral alley dogs, and I know for a fact it works on bears too. |
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| 08 Aug 2014 10:46 PM |
be a man and tackle it
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Guys, do you think he bought it?
Me too, he's naive and dumb enough.
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soardlo
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| 08 Aug 2014 10:47 PM |
@swed
go do that to a bear.
Especially a brown bear.
I'll go prepare the funeral.
Never charge an aggressive territorial animal idiot.
Oh wait no do that, then the world can be rid of you and we can prune you from the gene pool.
Goodness Gracious that Booty is Spacious! ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) |
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timpookie
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| 08 Aug 2014 10:48 PM |
IT ATE OFF MY HAIR! WHAT THE FRICKING FRICK! IT ATE MY HAIR!
Then I picked up the bannana and threw it at the bear again and it ran away. |
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vamking12
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| 08 Aug 2014 10:49 PM |
| Here's your Darwin award, Swed. |
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| 08 Aug 2014 10:49 PM |
@Soard
wrong, you're not supposed to do it to grizzlys, with a grizzly you're supposed to make loud noise and act really weird and unpredictable.
Brown bears are the most susceptible of bears to be scared of something running at it.
Have you seen a nature show, like, AT ALL? Better yet, have you researched animal behavior even one bit? Hell, you can just GOOGLE what to do with a black or brown bear and you'll get an answer. |
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| 08 Aug 2014 10:50 PM |
run up to it and bite it in the eyes if you manage to eat it's eyes without dying, good job. if you die, good riddance. |
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| 08 Aug 2014 10:50 PM |
@tim,
you're one hell of an attention beggar.
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soardlo
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| 08 Aug 2014 10:50 PM |
I really..really....REALLY...hope you mature soon, because you are a complete idiot.
Goodness Gracious that Booty is Spacious! ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) |
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vamking12
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| 08 Aug 2014 10:51 PM |
| I still made the Darwin Award. |
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Riku1257
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| 08 Aug 2014 10:52 PM |
tim put your hair back on
no one wants to see your ugly
you're tearing me apart lisa |
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timpookie
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| 08 Aug 2014 10:56 PM |
Actually WiFi, I live in a house.
And in a month, I'm moving
TO another house a few blocks down the street.
It's my dad that lives in an apartment.
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