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Re: A waffle afternoon (18+)

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imnotahacker543 is not online. imnotahacker543
Joined: 31 Jan 2013
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09 Aug 2014 05:05 AM
One hot afternoon, I sit down on my couch in the basement. As I do so, I grab the plate of old rotten waffles next to my couch on the cofee table. I proceed to take a bite of that black waffle. I puked. But, I decided, to walk to the store where I could buy more waffles. When I came (Pun intended) to the store I walked over to the isle with the waffles. When I checked the types of waffles, I saw a new type.

"The S3xual waffle"

I grabbed my pen!s letting it know, that I'm there for it. I grabbed 5 packs of those waffles. As I came in my pants because of the waffle's s3xiness. I came home and opened one pack of the waffles. I microwaved them. I was jacking it while it was being done. When I heard the magical 'DING' I came so hard. I put my waffle on my plate and I sit on the couch. I just stared at it for about 2 minutes. Until I couldn't hold it in anylonger

I thrusted my hard pen!s in the waffle hoping that I would make it org@sm. Sadly, the waffle didn't chocolate filling. When I was done hump!ng the waffle, I clenged my @sscheeks so hard that I came again. The waffle now had sp3rm all over it. I finally decided to take a bite. It was delicious. The extra sp3rm made it even hotter. When I was done, I was satisfied. And so i finally came to this sentance;

"Man, I sure do loooove waffles."
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DEVMAC101 is not online. DEVMAC101
Joined: 01 May 2013
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09 Aug 2014 05:06 AM
Huh. Got any syrup on dat waffle?
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imnotahacker543 is not online. imnotahacker543
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09 Aug 2014 05:06 AM
;) maybe
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raichu97 is not online. raichu97
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09 Aug 2014 05:06 AM
10/10 worth the read better than everything ever
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UncleSlappy is not online. UncleSlappy
Joined: 23 Dec 2008
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09 Aug 2014 05:07 AM
this doesn't even make sense

even legoseed x skeletor made sense

:>
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theTrueomegaGmaster is not online. theTrueomegaGmaster
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09 Aug 2014 05:07 AM
bye

🎉
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JamesCreek is not online. JamesCreek
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09 Aug 2014 05:12 AM
So good
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Carronaidus is not online. Carronaidus
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09 Aug 2014 05:22 AM
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corey575757 is not online. corey575757
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09 Aug 2014 05:23 AM
Still a better love story than twilight
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