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MordecaiKX is not online. MordecaiKX
Joined: 28 May 2013
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09 Aug 2014 03:34 AM
His friends went to his house and threw toothpicks everywhere.
A toothpick got stuck in his toenail.
He got SOOOOO angry at his friends for ruining the kitchen, that he kicked the wall as hard as he could to release his anger.
The toothpick got shoved all the way in.
Since the toothpick was wooden and thick, he got splinters on his toe meat, and his toenail got removed.
Jumping in pain, he slipped on hot oil (which spilled from a cooking pan)
And his face bashed onto the stove, and his eyes got stung with boiling oil.
Walking backwards in pain, he stumbled out the window, and landed face-first into an army ants' nest.
A viper appeared and bit him many times.
A tarantula jumped out of a bush and bit him many times.
The army ants got angry and bit him many times.
Crying in pain, he jumped into the nearby, murky, lake. Not knowing that tapeworms live in the lake.
Tapeworms got in his brain and he got paralyzed.
Sometimes, he would drift up to the surface and breathe, while soggy bread would flow into his mouth,
Meaning he has to suffer the pain forever.
End.
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EminentDoom is not online. EminentDoom
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09 Aug 2014 03:36 AM
Tldr
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rebelghost is not online. rebelghost
Joined: 15 Jan 2012
Total Posts: 3045
09 Aug 2014 03:37 AM
i'm eating food
stop

i eat sand ok
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Protogalaxy is not online. Protogalaxy
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09 Aug 2014 03:39 AM
Read first 5 lines, cringed so hard

Siggies are too hard to make, so I gave up|This is my new main add 11k, guvoncp basically deleted
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Swifttalon1 is not online. Swifttalon1
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09 Aug 2014 03:55 AM
ouch ouch ouch ouch ouch ouch ouch ouch

stop

my mind

it hurts
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SteamBlitz is not online. SteamBlitz
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09 Aug 2014 03:57 AM
the pain
my mind
the cringe
help

- Adolf Hitlor of OT
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DemonicEnergy is not online. DemonicEnergy
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09 Aug 2014 04:02 AM
this sounds like a crappy /b/ story
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MordecaiKX is not online. MordecaiKX
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09 Aug 2014 04:36 AM
Welcome to Cringefest
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09 Aug 2014 04:47 AM
no-scoped to the face Bob.
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