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| 09 Aug 2014 03:34 AM |
His friends went to his house and threw toothpicks everywhere. A toothpick got stuck in his toenail. He got SOOOOO angry at his friends for ruining the kitchen, that he kicked the wall as hard as he could to release his anger. The toothpick got shoved all the way in. Since the toothpick was wooden and thick, he got splinters on his toe meat, and his toenail got removed. Jumping in pain, he slipped on hot oil (which spilled from a cooking pan) And his face bashed onto the stove, and his eyes got stung with boiling oil. Walking backwards in pain, he stumbled out the window, and landed face-first into an army ants' nest. A viper appeared and bit him many times. A tarantula jumped out of a bush and bit him many times. The army ants got angry and bit him many times. Crying in pain, he jumped into the nearby, murky, lake. Not knowing that tapeworms live in the lake. Tapeworms got in his brain and he got paralyzed. Sometimes, he would drift up to the surface and breathe, while soggy bread would flow into his mouth, Meaning he has to suffer the pain forever. End. |
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| 09 Aug 2014 03:37 AM |
i'm eating food stop
i eat sand ok |
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| 09 Aug 2014 03:39 AM |
Read first 5 lines, cringed so hard
Siggies are too hard to make, so I gave up|This is my new main add 11k, guvoncp basically deleted |
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| 09 Aug 2014 03:55 AM |
ouch ouch ouch ouch ouch ouch ouch ouch
stop
my mind
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| 09 Aug 2014 03:57 AM |
the pain my mind the cringe help
- Adolf Hitlor of OT |
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| 09 Aug 2014 04:02 AM |
| this sounds like a crappy /b/ story |
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| 09 Aug 2014 04:47 AM |
| no-scoped to the face Bob. |
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