FIRECAKE
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| 08 Aug 2014 09:36 PM |
question is:
Stranded on an island, only things in your possession are an unassembled desk from IKEA and a pair of grill tongs, what's your plan for escape? |
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| 08 Aug 2014 09:38 PM |
| how far is the island to the main land???????????????????????????? |
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FIRECAKE
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| 08 Aug 2014 09:38 PM |
| it doesn't matter, you are just trying to get off |
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FIRECAKE
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| 08 Aug 2014 09:39 PM |
Stranger 2: well Stranger 2: i will use the desk as firewood Stranger 2: and use the grill tongs as a helicopter Stranger 2: and then take the desk ashes Stranger 2: and use them as fuel Stranger 2: an then i will blast off into space Stranger 2: and i will land on the moon Stranger 2: where i will build a slingshot Stranger 2: that launches me to mars Stranger 1 has disconnected |
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FIRECAKE
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| 08 Aug 2014 09:48 PM |
Stranger 2: [master bait] with tongs Stranger 1: Assemble the desk and make a boat Stranger 1: But first salvage Stranger 2: No first [master bait] Stranger 2: Calms you down, yaknow Stranger 1: Why? You could just have [sxe]? Stranger 1: That's be better Stranger 2: stranded on an island Stranger 2: Who would I have [sxe] with? Stranger 2: A palm tree? Stranger 1: So you automatically assume no ones there? Stranger 1: Explore the island dude Stranger 2: Well, yea Stranger 1: You'll find someone Stranger 2: If there were other people they would probably be cannibals Stranger 1: The asker never said you were alone Stranger 2: I bet he ment so Stranger 1: Not nessescarily Stranger 1: Maybe he did Stranger 1: But he didn't say it soooo Stranger 2: Besides, he implies we want to leave Stranger 1: Yeah wouldn't you? Stranger 2: "What is your plan of escape?" what are we escaping FROM? Stranger 2: lonelines? Stranger 2: cannibals? Stranger 1: No Stranger 1: No Stranger 2: Democrats? Stranger 1: Ha no Stranger 1: Just getting off the island Stranger 2: Well ovbiously we have to escape Stranger 1: I never said we didn't Stranger 2: But, he didn't specify the island Stranger 1: No he didn't Stranger 2: I pick Hanaloulou Stranger 2: They have an airport Stranger 1: That's not an island Stranger 1: Yes but it's not an island Stranger 2: its on an island I meant Stranger 1: The island is oahu Stranger 1: Honalulu is a city on it Stranger 2: Did you google that, or are you just a knowledable person? Stranger 2: If the latter, I applaud Stranger 1: No Im knew that Stranger 2: I applaud Stranger 1: Why? Stranger 1: That's basic Stranger 1: Not to offend you in any way Stranger 2: Because Geography is lacking in most individuals Stranger 1: Dunno about that but ok I'll take the applause Stranger 2: I probably knew it, just forgot it, because I don't talk about hawaii Stranger 2: Anyway, we got the correct answer, yes? Stranger 1: Hawaii is the biggest island Stranger 1: There is no right answer Stranger 1: It's a trick question sorta Stranger 1: In concept anyway Stranger 2: whatever I'm done here Stranger 2 has disconnected |
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| 08 Aug 2014 09:50 PM |
| well i think that's the best we will be getting from tonight's session so i will call it quits with that |
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