Dystra
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| 07 Aug 2014 03:37 AM |
Just months ago, it was the finale of Breaking Bad and I was enjoying myself. I called for my wife Muriem to fix me a sandwich and bake some cookies as well as bring me a bottle of the drinky-winky, and she told me to get it myself. I got up at that moment, with the accumulated glaze on my body sliding off and breadcrumbs dropping from my white tank-top. I lumbered into the kitchen at alarming speed, picked up the pan she had used to fry my breakfast eggs in the same morning, and I gave her an extremely firm whack across the face, and I continued to beat her until her head had caved in.
She shouldn't have refused to make me a sandwich, it's her job after all. |
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Warzynski
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| Joined: 21 Nov 2010 |
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| 07 Aug 2014 03:38 AM |
| breaking a glass against someones head and using the shards to make cuts on their arms and ankles |
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| 07 Aug 2014 03:39 AM |
| Gotta discipline them, it they disobey. Well.. you know what you gotta do, re-affirm your dominance. |
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Dystra
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| Joined: 11 Dec 2012 |
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| 07 Aug 2014 03:39 AM |
| Ok but in all seriousness I died at a Sleet Clan raid in the previous TGI-SC war and I became so ENRAGED by the fact that I lost my positive KDR that I rushed into the kitchen and found a steak knife and let the blood flow. |
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| 07 Aug 2014 03:40 AM |
Putting wimmen back in there habitat one beating at a time
I'm gonna pick you're Avocados, old man, Watcha gonna do about it??? |
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| 07 Aug 2014 03:41 AM |
Separated JFKs head
Arke | Strive not to be a success, but rather to be of value |
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Caboooose
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| Joined: 16 May 2012 |
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| 07 Aug 2014 03:42 AM |
My friend broke his phone I picked up a glass piece and cut his arm with it and he started laughing
Ended up getting stitches |
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Arcainus
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| Joined: 18 Oct 2011 |
| Total Posts: 1645 |
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| 07 Aug 2014 03:42 AM |
| she shouldnt have ruined your finale |
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| 07 Aug 2014 03:44 AM |
u made ur thread just after mine :')
〽(●﹏☉)〽 {Add 3937 to my post count} "PAY ATTENTION IN CLASS AND DON'T GO AND PLAY COD AS SOON AS YOU GET HOME" ~JumbleBee5 | fortune cookie always wrong |
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| 07 Aug 2014 03:49 AM |
Accidentally bit someone all the down to my gums because I fell qq He healed tho |
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| 07 Aug 2014 03:51 AM |
i havent really caused physical damage to someone
usually just mentally damaging |
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