Cyantic
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| 06 Aug 2014 09:11 PM |
i was walking down to get ice cream when i slipped and fell and then broke all three of my legs
so i crawled down the rest of the way, got ice cream, then realized 'NO BOWLS, NO SCOOPS, NO SPOONS' so then i hummed the indiana jones theme as i raided the dishwasher for the necessary supplies to succeed in this quest. then i said amelia jones and the raiders of the hot dishwasher and started giggling my mad
my 'mother' came and looked at me like i was insane and said something like if i wasn't seeing a therap.ist she'd make me go see one
but hey moral of the story is
ice cream = good. |
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| 06 Aug 2014 09:12 PM |
"and then broke all three of my legs" and that's when I knew this was a joke |
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| 06 Aug 2014 09:13 PM |
i once accidentally fell down the stairs once too
wasnt as bad as i thought it would be but i was still kind of sore |
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| 06 Aug 2014 09:13 PM |
OHMERGERD. I'M WITH U. I BROKE 4 LEGS, ACTUALLY. I'M A TURTLE BTW. I COULDN'T GO INTO MY SHELL FAST ENOUGH.
THE STRUGGLE IS REAL >.< |
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Cyantic
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| 06 Aug 2014 09:16 PM |
no i swear i broke all three of my legs
i swear
i have three legs
now they're all peg legs
i am like half per |
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| 06 Aug 2014 09:17 PM |
| I didn't break mah legs tho. Well, I cracked my shell. I went naked for a few days. ANYWAYS. Good luck on recovering those pegs. |
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| 06 Aug 2014 09:17 PM |
once i ate an entire bag of candy and i died
thats how i was reborn as bird queen
i died again earlier and now im budgie |
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Cyantic
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| 06 Aug 2014 09:19 PM |
i am like half octupus actually
idk why silly spell check got it wrong |
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| 06 Aug 2014 09:20 PM |
| why arent you under the sea |
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Cyantic
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| 06 Aug 2014 09:21 PM |
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GC_mV1IpjWA it explains it all |
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| 06 Aug 2014 09:22 PM |
that explains nothing
everyones under the sea
you are not
how |
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Cyantic
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| 06 Aug 2014 09:25 PM |
it does
you see it is a very complicated tale of a fish who's name is leeroy or something
you see you're this girl as i am swimming in the sea and suddenly you realize you look stupid so you go up and then you start to laugh because mermaids are silly so you become half octupus to climb stairs and get peg legs and fk a prince out of his mind and that stuff or sort of thing and yes
yes you do achieve your happy ending of ice cream |
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| 06 Aug 2014 09:27 PM |
that makes perfect sense
kinda |
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| 06 Aug 2014 09:28 PM |
U messed up a prince.
I was that prince.
I was scarred for life.
I'm going to kill u with all of humanity. |
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Zaadan
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| 06 Aug 2014 09:29 PM |
"i died again earlier and now im budgie"
good, i finally have a reason to respect you
budgies are absolutely the best thing
reason:
http://img ur.co m/qO9DB2X.gif
flawless reasoning
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| 06 Aug 2014 09:29 PM |
" half octupus to climb stairs and get peg legs and fk a prince out of his mind "
Easy there,Japan. |
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| 06 Aug 2014 09:30 PM |
I have no limbs to break As I am a narwale But damn am I delicious... *nibbles tail* |
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| 06 Aug 2014 09:30 PM |
"http://img ur.co m/qO9DB2X.gif"
im coming for you |
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| 06 Aug 2014 09:31 PM |
i rolled down my stairs by tripping over my cat that was on the stairs owie
~ Taming dinosaurs since 230 million years ago ~ |
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Zaadan
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| 06 Aug 2014 09:32 PM |
the kingdom/queendom obsession seems to have naturally broken down into people assuming the identities of their spirit animals
Pick, you're a trendsetter. Whatever you become, RP emulates you. You were queen of the birds, and suddenly roleplay is divided into kingdoms. You become budgie, and suddenly everyone is an animal. |
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| 06 Aug 2014 09:32 PM |
| I was going to reply to that with a gif of a guy coming and then joke that it's the wrong type of coming but I'm too lazy to. |
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| 06 Aug 2014 09:33 PM |
"Pick, you're a trendsetter. Whatever you become, RP emulates you. You were queen of the birds, and suddenly roleplay is divided into kingdoms. You become budgie, and suddenly everyone is an animal."
i know right
im so amazing |
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Cyantic
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| 06 Aug 2014 09:34 PM |
japan's not easy mate
unless your counting the nvm |
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