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| 06 Aug 2014 09:02 PM |
>Be me >Just left a war zone in da middle east >Crazy stuff bro >In my swuad fighting off american infidels >doing good ao far picked off a few of them >Get a call that the US is sending in reinforcements >me and my towel bearing brothers aren't worried (We had my boy Tari'q on the .50 and Muhammad on the dragunov and his beother Muhammad on a trusty RPK) >All is good just cleared out a few infidels >We see a chopper in the distance >Squad full of snipers >In the distance I hear "lol i did ur mom last nite scrub" >ohmyallah.jpg >Around twenty kids start running our way >Their voices shatter every window in the area >Desperately start spraying them off until one of them jumped off a building and did a 360 no scope and headshotted Tari'q >One of them screams "FREAKING NOOOBS 1V1 RUST" >The Muhammad bros. And I start running like crazy >Out of the corner of my eye some of the kids start teabagging Tari'q >Bullets whiz by >"noobs stop lagging u cheating fricks" >Muhammad #1 is crying while Muhammad #2 is in shock from these infidels >As we're about to hit the truck one of them grabs a Ballista and gets the Muhammad Bros. >"COLLATERAL GET NO SCOPED!!!!!!!" >"MOM GET THE CAMERA!!!" >"OH BABY A TRIPLE" >animals are running every where by all the noise >squeaker squad is celebrating because they got something called a killstreak >manage to escape >Pretty far when I hear an explosion in the distance >Intel said one of them achieved 25 kls and ordered a WMD in their own spot >US military is crazy
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| 06 Aug 2014 09:04 PM |
allah
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| 06 Aug 2014 09:05 PM |
may he guide us
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| 06 Aug 2014 09:07 PM |
yes brother
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