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| 06 Aug 2014 01:54 AM |
[Inspired by Doctor's beautiful story]
Well, it all started when I was sent to a hospital to essentially make sure I didn't off myself because I said; "I'm gonna go chug Oxiclean." to my grandmother.
I met a girl (4.5/10) named [CENSORED] and we'll call her A. I liked her because we had similar interests and such, we were told not to give personal information because 90% of the people there were bonkers. However, my ingenious rebel self just had to break those rules and give her my first and last name.
The counselors found the paper I gave her with my name written on it, they scolded me but it was too late. We knew each other's name.
Now, before I go on let me state how crazy she was. She was a brony first of all (I ignored this for love.), she was a furry (Ignored it). I learned that she sharpened her nails into claws after we both got to our homes. (Through Skype and Facebook).
At this point I was debating whether or not to delete her from all my stuff and change my name, but I didn't. She made a group on Facebook about being a wolf pack, neat huh? Nothing totally crazy, right? Normal as hell.
So, I joined blinded by puppy-love, get it? Puppy.
I learned she already had a boyfriend but she had broken up with him and told him we were together, something told me it was a lie; this was my first real relationship in over two years so I just rolled with it.
So, after about 4 months of flirting back and forth I think I said we couldn't be friends anymore because I don't like long-distance things and I didn't care for the status of her, me, her old-boyfrizzle, and the two other 'wolves' in the group who were after her. So, I let it go.
She flipped out on me, SHOCKER, and threatened to kill me and so-on. She said I'm a monster and she had been with her boyfrizzle the whole time, shocker I know. She said I was torturing her and she hated me and we were enemies from there on...
She then sent me a Korn song describing to me how sad she was.
A year later she sent me a couple 'risque and raunchy' photos which I promptly ditched because;
1. The computer I was on was a family computer. 2. She was underage. 3. She might have got her old-new boy-frizzle to stab me. ___________________________________________________________________________ Second one was a lot quicker but a lot more exciting.
We met at my campsite, we flirted, sat by campfire, went swimming, etc. After about a week she told me we should go out and I thought it wouldn't work because she lives a state away. I told her so and she said we could make it work and meet up every summer.
I went with it at first but caught on that she was clingy and even violent. I told her it wouldn't work out so she took a sharp fork for toasting marshmallows and such and stabbed me in the back of the calf... ___________________________________________________________________________
OH OH, First 'relationship' was back in 6th grade. A girl was dared to go out with me, I was told by a friend who was also a friend of hers. I got upset and when I called her out she cried and I got detention.
LOVE. Amirite? |
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| 06 Aug 2014 02:33 AM |
I did less work to get kissed and look at me.
The bad luck is apparent. |
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| 06 Aug 2014 03:12 AM |
| tbh, creative, your story isn't as emotional as doctor's in my opinion |
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| 06 Aug 2014 03:16 AM |
JESUS CHRIST, YOU KNOW HOW TO PICK THEM.
WHY, SO SERIOUS!? |
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| 06 Aug 2014 03:19 AM |
| Hey ultimate, if you thought I was going for serious you're a bit slow. |
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| 06 Aug 2014 03:20 AM |
Crea
My booty is ready
Make the caaalll |
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Cyantic
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| 06 Aug 2014 11:01 AM |
| the furries will always get you. |
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| 06 Aug 2014 05:22 PM |
| Hey! Good work creative! You've got a perfect record when it comes to dating sociopaths! 2/2! |
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| 06 Aug 2014 06:35 PM |
| Thanks, I know how to pick em'. |
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| 06 Aug 2014 06:45 PM |
Pawz wants to date me
Oh yeah
I went there
[#1 Pawzkat Fan] |
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| 06 Aug 2014 06:46 PM |
Pawz wants to date me Oh yeah I went there
She must have pretty low standards. |
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| 06 Aug 2014 06:47 PM |
If I still had my hybrid army, I would destroy you
[#1 Pawzkat Fan] |
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| 06 Aug 2014 06:49 PM |
| Thankfully you have no army. |
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| 06 Aug 2014 07:19 PM |
This maxim is all I took from this thread:
http://static.someecards.com/someecards/usercards/MjAxMy1kNDcxZDhiMTJlMjA2ZDE3.png
^It might not be holding one-hundred percent to the stories above, but the saying still remains quite true when it comes to these types of things.
you're tearing me apart lisa |
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| 06 Aug 2014 07:22 PM |
I must need more sleep, 'cause for a split second, I thought the title was 'Creative is love, Creative is life' silly eyes, misreading stuff all the time |
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| 06 Aug 2014 07:25 PM |
I've been dating this one girl for a few years now
she's real flirtatious and needy,
she loves showing up to my house unexpectedly,
she's crazy about birds and other small creatures,
and she loves to snuggle and watch nature with me.
-oh, she's also my cat |
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| 06 Aug 2014 07:28 PM |
| tai youre a very silly man |
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| 06 Aug 2014 07:28 PM |
"-oh, she's also my cat" thumbs-up |
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| 06 Aug 2014 07:32 PM |
but she can get pretty violent too, so I'm thinking of dumping her
I mean, she really likes to play with sharp objects
it's a little unsettling |
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| 06 Aug 2014 07:32 PM |
dont
cats are very fluffy
unlike you hairless humans |
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| 06 Aug 2014 07:33 PM |
my boyfriend cheats on me with my sister
but it's okay, because I cheat on him with his brother
oh and yeah they're twin brother cats |
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JoshWesty
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| 06 Aug 2014 07:34 PM |
Such sad story.
Cried at the brony part. |
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