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| 06 Aug 2014 08:12 PM |
i call this one, ode to jim crow
*ahem*
listen up you melon munching anchors, you poor excuse for slaves i'm about to hang you from my noose, you're too impure for graves
you know why alabama has blacks and california has earthquakes? they were both given the choice, but california had first take
i had a run in with a black woman in the park, her bottom half was nood i asked her why, she said she wanted to keep the flies off her food
that's why i asked her for head, yeah i guess tapping blows you're trying to compete but all you know is eating chicken slapping hoes
always say you're going h.a.m., but without chill, your pork's funky i hate your type, i write to scorch junkies and porch monkeys
but who am i kidding, those two are synonymous, right? too scared to show your face, you're the anonymous type
always trying to impress me like a little kid with trick cards you think just because your clique's charred that you can make my d*** hard?
you're nothing that you say you are, like you're up to be chalked like what's the use in insulting a character that isn't unlocked?
thank you. inb4ban |
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| 06 Aug 2014 08:13 PM |
| You tried to hard to be racist, sorry buddy. |
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| 06 Aug 2014 08:24 PM |
lines explained for the slow learners:
melon munching anchors -- they eat watermelon and they can't swim i'm about to hang you from my noose, you're too impure for graves -- blacks were hung from trees and killed
you know why alabama has blacks and california has earthquakes? they were both given the choice, but california had first take -- basically saying earthquakes are better than blacks
i had a run in with a black woman in the park, her bottom half was nood i asked her why, she said she wanted to keep the flies off her food -- her kitty stank, the flies go down there instead of on her food
that's why i asked her for head, yeah i guess tapping blows -- got a bj (blows) instead of intercourse (tapping), 'tapping blows', blows also means it sucks, get it?
always say you're going h.a.m., but without chill, your pork's funky -- ham stands for hard as a mother-fer, but ham also is pork, pork needs to be refrigerated, without 'chill' the pork will go bad or 'funky' junkies and porch monkeys -- porch monkey is a racist term for blacks, junkies are drug addicts
but who am i kidding, those two are synonymous, right? -- saying all blacks are drug addicts
always trying to impress me like a little kid with trick cards -- ever seen an 8 year old trying to show you a magic trick? yeah. like that. you think just because your clique's charred that you can make my d*** hard? -- him and his friends are black and i am not impressed
you're nothing that you say you are, like you're up to be chalked -- the expression, "not all it's chalked up to be" like what's the use in insulting a character that isn't unlocked? -- when you play a game with unlockable characters, what do they look like until they are unlocked? exactly. pure black. |
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| 06 Aug 2014 08:25 PM |
inb4delete
but its creative <3
sieg heil arke |
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| 06 Aug 2014 08:28 PM |
| i wonder how many people are thinking i'm actually racist... |
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