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| 06 Aug 2014 07:45 PM |
As Sir was commuting home from his job at ROBLOX Archaeologists. He got stuck in a really bad traffic jam that led all the way up the highway. Sitting there for a moment as he was driving for at least a good hour, maybe going about half a mile. (Living 20 miles away, he had long to go.) Sir decided to drift off to different places, first he remembered all of his good times building highways on ROBLOX. "Man I remember that smokin' hot road I built. Made me pretty dang hard." Sir said to himself looking into his rear-view mirror smiling.
"Everyday I wish for an opportunity to love the grounds I pave even more. The ever so sweet cracks and pebbles that end up in it." Sir leaned his head out the window looking down at the ground. "I love you highways, if I could show my love to you I would oh sweet honeys."
"As much as I love my smokin' hot blonde with a huge rack and a huge rump. Man this ground is even more attractive than I remember. Stupid traffic ja-" Then sir realized something, he hadn't moved for at least 15-20 minutes. He saw this as his one true blue moment, this was the moment he showed his love to the ground below. The ground he loved his smokin' hot babe, he loved the ground more.
Sir got out of his car, he looked more determined than ever. The guy in the car next to him yelled something in Finnish to him, Sir didn't care. His only focus was for his sweet baby right under his rough feet. He laid on the ground getting a shot of excitement going shooting right through his body.
"I'm finally here baby, I know you've missed me. You and I both know we've been waiting for this"
Sir found a slight crack in the ground, took out his lube. Then......
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Author's note: Make your own assumptions, I laughed too hard making this lmaoo. |
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| 06 Aug 2014 07:48 PM |
and sir scrubs all his skin off in a blaze of painful glory
"All my life I had to fight" |
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itsBPE
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| 06 Aug 2014 07:56 PM |
i cant unread that
oh god
weirdest bone r ever |
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| 06 Aug 2014 08:13 PM |
| It's okay, I didn't need to sleep for awhile. just laugh until I die. |
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| 18 Dec 2016 12:19 PM |
| Lube fixes those annoying potholes guys |
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| 18 Dec 2016 01:22 PM |
omg the moment i saw this thread and read the subject i remembered exactly what it was. i even remembered that cap yelled at him in finnish lmfao
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| 15 Jul 2017 09:02 AM |
| This is the type of content we're losing. Thanks, ROBLOX. |
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