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| 06 Aug 2014 05:03 PM |
It was a friday night at camp "wannapeepee"
faker14,Elitewaffle1234, and Thocket sat around their campfire. faker14 strung his banjo as EliteWaffle1234 rested his head upon his hand. Thocket just sat there, looking around. Thocket has a phobia of the dark.
faker14: Who wants to hear Darude Sandstorm on my banjo EliteWaffle1234: Sure, why not? Thocket: PLEASE NO IT SCARY
faker14 procedes to play Darude - Sandstorm on his banjo. It was 2spooky4thocket, so Thocket left. He followed the trail back to their campsite. Something grabbed him by the mouth, and a dagger to the neck.
Thocket: *Muffled scream* ???: I'm gonna rip your balls off! Thocket: *Muffled girly scream*
*NECK SLICE*
Faker14 and EliteWaffle heard the slice. They got up and went down the trail. While walking, they saw Thocket's body. His pants were down, and his balls were missing.
Faker14; Duh fuuu? EliteWaffle1234: WE GOTTA GO MAN, WE GOTTA GO! Faker14: Go to our campsite, our truck is there!
They ran towards the camp site. Faker ran faster than EliteWaffle1234.
EliteWaffle1234: *Girly scream* ???: Your balls will go nice with my collection! EliteWaffle1234: AAHAHAHAHHAHAhAHAHAAHAHHAAHAHAHAHHA-
Faker14, made it to the truck, started the engine, and drove. He made it to the highway.
???: Hey Faker....
Faker14 slowly turns around. The killer was in the back seat.
Faker14: DannyhaAltNetwork! DannyhaAltNetwork: Yeah, I killed those scrubby friends of yours. Faker14: Why danny? DannyhaAltNetwork: To add their balls to my collection!
Danny slices Faker's neck, and retrieves his balls.
The end.
Creator: urtotallyright Narrator: Morgan Freeman Actors : Faker14,EliteWaffle1234,Thocket,DannyhaAltNetwork |
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81U
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| 06 Aug 2014 05:05 PM |
@81U
You didn't even read it all. |
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dag98
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| 06 Aug 2014 05:05 PM |
i never got to make out with tacky redo it
forums are full of ignorant 12 year olds flaming new good updates. i like it, |
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faker14
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| 06 Aug 2014 05:05 PM |
| Don't really like it, it wasn't creepy. |
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nameboi
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| 06 Aug 2014 05:06 PM |
i laughed so hard that I spit my milk and snot flew out of my nose
(I am sick)
#NeverGotMySandwich |
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Thocket
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| 06 Aug 2014 05:09 PM |
| I really have nycto too hahaha |
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| 06 Aug 2014 05:10 PM |
needs work
alot of work
chk chk boom |
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| 06 Aug 2014 05:16 PM |
| You all realize this is a joke pasta, right? |
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| 06 Aug 2014 05:22 PM |
i have a feetish for balls?
seems legit
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Thocket
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| 01 Oct 2014 02:20 PM |
rise, rise my loyal undead!
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