reddanger
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| 05 Aug 2014 09:50 PM |
he will advertise it as much as he can across the world and make it seem interesting
however
you must write at least 30,000 words, with decent grammar, and a logical story, in one week
if you fail he'll never give you this opportunity again
what do?
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Zoonotic
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| 05 Aug 2014 09:51 PM |
i write a story of the religion call Succubi the lord is Randomnessu and all of you shall preach to it and cri every time
That tongue goes somewhere you know? |
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| 05 Aug 2014 09:52 PM |
| Go on Wikipedia; CTRL A, CTRL V. Done. |
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Pilaster
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| 05 Aug 2014 09:52 PM |
| sounds like there's no risk involved as i could just work at a leisure pace if he would continue to offer. |
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reddanger
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| 05 Aug 2014 09:55 PM |
also this person is experienced so stealing someone else's work will not get you anywhere
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| 05 Aug 2014 09:58 PM |
how to poo poo in the potty: adult edition
it will be about some adult's entire life
and then a piece of food that is being digested
extreme details
maybe this will turn into a movie |
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| 05 Aug 2014 09:59 PM |
| Go to the library, copy random pages of several random books. A decent story is bound to happen. |
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| 05 Aug 2014 09:59 PM |
I WOULD DO IT! My dream is to be a writer. |
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reddanger
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| 05 Aug 2014 10:24 PM |
this publisher has also hired spies
so get out with your copying
and i would work my ass off to finish it
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| 05 Aug 2014 10:26 PM |
| Well damn if the company hired spies over a book they might as well pay someone who actually writes shiat for a living. |
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SMS1337
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| 05 Aug 2014 10:27 PM |
| I write "at least 30,000 words, with decent grammar, and a logical story, in one week" |
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| 05 Aug 2014 10:28 PM |
I would accept and try to write my whole fictional universe into it
vroom vroom |
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cplmatt
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| 05 Aug 2014 10:28 PM |
I write out 10k numbers. Like this: 12345678910111213141516 until I get to 10,000. simple. |
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denty315
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| 05 Aug 2014 10:28 PM |
I'm already in the middle of writing something that might fit that criteria.
Currently at ~20,000 characters
And it's nowhere even near the climax yet. |
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reddanger
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| 05 Aug 2014 10:29 PM |
anyone you hire to write it for you will be assassinated
and writing random numbers will not count
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| 05 Aug 2014 10:29 PM |
Perfect story: The Life Of Pi Chapter 1: 3.1415926535897932384626433832795028841971693993751058209749445923078164062862089986280348253421170679821480865132823066470938446095505822317253594081284811174502841027019385211055596446229489549303819644288109756659334461284756482337867831652712019091456485669234603486104543266482133936072602491412737245870066063155881748815209209628292540917153643678925903600113305305488204665213841469519415116094330572703657595919530921861173819326117931051185480744623799627495673518857527248912279381830119491298336733624406566430860213949463952247371907021798609437027705392171762931767523846748184676694051320005681271452635608277857713427577896091736371787214684409012249534301465495853710507922796892589235420199561121290219608640344181598136297747713099605187072113499999983729780499510597317328160963185950244594553469083026425223082533446850352619311881710100031378387528865875332083814206171776691473035982534904287554687311595628638823537875937519577818577805321712268066130019278766111959092164201989380952572010654858632788659361533818279682303019520353018529689957736225994138912497217752834791315155748572424541506959508295331168617278558890750. The End. |
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denty315
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| 05 Aug 2014 10:30 PM |
Just checked the story
31,000 characters, 7150 words.
goml
I should probably get back to writing it, it'll make for one hell of an English project |
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reddanger
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| 05 Aug 2014 10:33 PM |
"goml"
i have 30,000 words
and re-started an am already past 2,500 words
goml
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drwho13
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| 05 Aug 2014 10:34 PM |
actually done it before
so it shouldnt be hard, im actually in the midst of making a 50,000 word story
it's takin me a week |
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reddanger
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| 05 Aug 2014 10:38 PM |
"a week"
dude you need to get that published
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| 05 Aug 2014 10:42 PM |
| I'm planning on making a book series so this should be practice, if it were real... |
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reddanger
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